Would you be pissed if your homedogs kept bringing up bad stories

[anachronistic]

Well, that girl that I dated during first semester, you know, the one that cheated on me? Well, I told one of my college buddies about the time when she was really drunk and we were ****ing in the dark and she wanted to have anal sex, and she grabbed the icy-hot instead of lotion, and needless to say OWWWWWWWWWW

I should have never told that bastard anything, because he told everyone in our gang, and now everyone knows. And they tell EVERYONE about it. I get pissed off every time, I am about to just start throwing fists. It wouldn't bother me if they told just guys, but every time we meet a girl, that's one of the first god-damn stories they tell her, thus lowering my chances of getting with her. If I ever get a girlfriend, I will not want her around my buddies, because I will be worried that they will tell her that damn story and **** everything up for me.

What would you do? I am about to just start calling them out on the dick-moves.

[vashti]

Maybe you should just tell them at a different time that you don't like when they do that. If they are your friends, they should be sensitive to your feelings.

However, I think that is a funny story, and I wouldn't avoid dating someone who this happened to. You have to learn to laugh at yourself a little.

[misombra]

two can keep a secret of one is dead.

[anachronistic]

Well, should I be dating the kind of girls that wouldn't judge me by that? Maybe that's a question I should ask myself.

That's why it bothers me; I think it has a negative impact on my reputation.

[vashti]

I think it is a funny story. We've all done similar, silly things. It's good to laugh.

[misombra]

yeah i agree with vashhhh. it's okay lilwang. everybody has a funny story associated with them.

one time i was drinking some wine and my friend gave me some narcotic and i was eating dinner at the table when all of a sudden i passed out and fell out of my chair aaaaaaaaaajajaaa we still laugh about that.

did it ruin my reputation? who the hell cares? i guess the older you get, the less concerned you are about such things. you shouldn't take life so seriously.

[1averagejoe]

ewww...that shit burns. accidently got some down there putting it on my leg before a game. ouch, ouch, ouch. can only imagine a handful.

[anachronistic]

Well, when it wore off, the anal sex was so good. But yeah, it was a bitch for a half hour. But imagine what that dumb bitch did to herself? Imagine a big dick covered in icy-hot being jammed into your asshole for about a half hour.

[1averagejoe]

But imagine what that dumb bitch did to herself? Imagine a big dick covered in icy-hot being jammed into your asshole for about a half hour.

I'm sorry I actually laughed out loud...that doesn't happen often.

[lemonade69]

i woulnd't be suprised if they were intentionally cockblocking you. are you the alpha male of the group?

[anachronistic]

there is no alpha male. i wonder if they are cockblocking me. some of the guys in my gang are cool though, and they don't do that shit. it's just these 3 guys that really **** with me.

[Kiechi]

Cockblockers.

[lemonade69]

ditch them. life is too short to keep around haters who do nothing but try to bring you down. i learnt that the hard way.

[Gigabitch]

You can't expect people to keep a story that funny to themselves.

[FoxyLaydee]

ditch them. life is too short to keep around haters who do nothing but try to bring you down. i learnt that the hard way.

Arrgghh! Yup... Been there.

Lose those haters!