Masturbating- How-To

[boobaa]

I can't believe I am actually reading a thread where people teach a kid how to masturbate first time.

Isn't your foreskin like.. opened yet? Oh, yea right, I forgot, you stupid americans cut yourselves.. well, then thats too bad. You can't masturbate, sorry.

[anachronistic]

try this, man. [url]http://sexuality.about.com/od/anatomyresponse/ht/masturbatemen.htm[/url]

Just wrap your hand around your penis and jerk it in a way that feels good. There's nothing to it.

[boobaa]

Heat up a banana, but not too hot! Then make a hole in it.

[miSSleepy]

I can't believe I am actually reading a thread where people teach a kid how to masturbate first time.

Isn't your foreskin like.. opened yet? Oh, yea right, I forgot, you stupid americans cut yourselves.. well, then thats too bad. You can't masturbate, sorry.

what the hell are you talking about??

This is astounding.. there's a 14 year old asking how to masterbate, someone telling him not to do it because it's wrong, and and then this dude talking about opening foreskins and not being able to masterbate if you're circumsized AND Heath Ledger died ...
twilight zone?

anyway...i thought masterbation was inherent, like animals knowing how to swim without actually going through the learning process.

[Illusional]

even dogs lick their own dicks through self exploration.. and who said that humans were the smartest species??

raverboy

[DoesntMatter]

Oh, yea right, I forgot, you stupid americans cut yourselves.. well, then thats too bad.

LOL @ the stupid American stereotype. It's hard to imagine how the best country on earth could be comprised of stupid citizens

[Illusional]

every country is dumb in their own ways... then again, things always look dumb when you're on the outside looking inwards.

raverboy

[Tired]

Eh, lots of 14 year old boys haven't even hit puberty yet, and their parents are too embarrassed to talk to them about what constitutes masturbation.

my parents had a sex talk when my gf's mother found letters her and I had written each other about sex....i was 13 or 14 at the time, and her mom called my mom. Then my mom proceeded to have a talk with me, that was embarassing as hell..

Never had a masterbation talk tho, thank god

[vashti]

my parents had a sex talk when my gf's mother found letters her and I had written each other about sex....i was 13 or 14 at the time, and her mom called my mom. Then my mom proceeded to have a talk with me, that was embarassing as hell..

Never had a masterbation talk tho, thank god

Come to think of it, I am pretty sure that I have talked about everything BUT masturbation with my kids (except that it was normal). I guess I, too, expected they would figure that out on their own.

[Michael6084]

This sounds really stupid, i know but;

How do you do it?
(btw i'm a boy)

I'm new at this kind of thing but dunno how.

Any answers?

Here's the cold-cut, straightforward answer: move your hand fast on your penis like a jackhammer.

[LostNotFound]

Heat up a banana, but not too hot! Then make a hole in it.

that was funny

[torgo]

If the question is still applicable, you should head to jackinworld.com it includes a how-to.

[Desinate]

:O O_O ---> I am14... and i started masturbating when i was 12, not much but i did it then the first time> But i properly began when i was 13 or so. I knew how, its pretty simple.. Theres lots of good ways =], But ive hit puberty.. + Looking at porn, helps..

Heres a vague explanation,
1. Grab it.
2. At 14, it should be big enough for you to hold it and some of it still sticks out of your hands . lol hard to explain.
3. Move your hand in an up and down motion..
4. Experiment, if it feels good keep doing it..

You will enjoy it =], but you should probably have some tissues handy or something. Personally I get some baby wipes, lol.


Thanks for reading my stupid post =].

[Illusional]

:O O_O ---> I am14... and i started masturbating when i was 12, not much but i did it then the first time> But i properly began when i was 13 or so. I knew how, its pretty simple.. Theres lots of good ways =], But ive hit puberty.. + Looking at porn, helps..

Heres a vague explanation,
1. Grab it.
2. At 14, it should be big enough for you to hold it and some of it still sticks out of your hands . lol hard to explain.
3. Move your hand in an up and down motion..
4. Experiment, if it feels good keep doing it..

You will enjoy it =], but you should probably have some tissues handy or something. Personally I get some baby wipes, lol.


Thanks for reading my stupid post =].

wow, so the blind leads the blind huh?

raverboy

[bluesummer]

Don't worry about it. I tried it and couldn't stop for years.....and I knew it was wrong. Trust me.....don't do it. Plus, you feel like crap after you do it.

Wrong? What a terrible thing to say. I think besides you, everyone on this board would agree its normal, natural, and fun. You must be religious or something....I can't imagine feelng like crap after I do it. In fact, I dare say I do it because it makes me feel freakin awesome afterwards.

Who is giving the kids their sex ed these days? Lordy. I got it from my parents AND in school. We actually had a lady come in once (to our sex ed class) who showed us how to practice giving bj's on zucchinis, and told us she made her first dildo out of a peeled carrot. I'm not freakin kidding, it was kind of odd.

Also, masturbation is what gets you through those lonely, teenage, sex free years. Keeps you focused. I say, kids of the nation, masturbate!