Oral "Sex"...or just cleaning?

[CAM]

Interesting day at the dentist's office. New hygenist, probably 41-43. Anyway, what a piece of work. I wonder if she's bipolar or schizophrenic .

Right away, I'm in the chair and she's asking...married? kids? why not? Turns out she went to a rival high school across town. I made a joke about the school rivalry and she says playfully with a smile, "You're such an idiot"

Uh, what? I've never had a medical worker say that. I wasn't offended since she said it playfully, but generally someone who doesn't know the patient (me) is a bit more tactful with word choice...my first indication that she was a wild child.

And, what can you do...she's got sharp instruments in your mouth.

She kept on prying for info. What do I do for fun, etc. Do I date? Do I have a girlfriend? What do i do for a living? What kind of home do I have? She said, "You're boring. Well, not really because you (i.e., me) are very funny. But, you need a woman...you know, we're good for more than just backrubs." Followed by full-on eye contact with a twinkle in her eye....clear indication of a more lurid purpose.

Then she proceeds to tell me about her parents who were diametrically opposed to her life choices and she's imitating their voices and getting agitated and (of course) taking it out on my gumline with the instruments. Yikes!

Anyway, big smile at end and a "Nice to meet you, Cameron I look forward to your next appointment with me." I got the drift. She is the kind that would look you up in the dental records and call out of the blue for a quick lay.

My teeth are still sore. An intersting oral "sex" experience or just a cleaning?

You make the call.

[misombra]

dang cam. you were manhandled. lol.

[GrkScorp]

Obviously, if those are the details.. and she IS in her 40's.. she just offered herself to you.. and you rejected.. which is not the end of the world if you still want her.. because her last comment indicated that she'll still be waiting.. but not forever.. or too long either..

now, personally.. 40 is a little too old for me.. I would NEVER go for women that old unless I was already married to one.. but it's your call.. she's clearly let you know that she has interest in you.. now it's your turn..

[vashti]

My dental hygienist talks non-stop about much of the same kind of stuff, although I have never had her call me "boring" or an "idiot". I wouldn't read too much into this... it's her job to be friendly and chatty because it distracts the patient. It's called "therapeutic communication".

[CAM]

Obviously, if those are the details.. and she IS in her 40's.. she just offered herself to you.. and you rejected..

At times, most of the time actually, I turn into Mark Ratner (Ridgemont High) when things like this happen !!! I go all jellified and can't imagine just asking for a phone number because SHE SCARES ME. She is way too...ambitious, shall we say?

At other times, I can be a total Mike Damone (Ridgemont High) in terms of confidence and asking for numbers; but that was a long time ago. Haven't been that way in forever. Unless, it is someone I'm totally sincere about, I am not interested. The hygienist doesn't strike me as someone who is sincere or with whom I would find myself being sincere...in short, she's making her body available.

It was interesting to have a schizophrenic woman with sharp instruments probing my teeth and gumline. If she survives three months in the dental office, she'll be at it again when I return for the next check-up.

[BFTrick]

That sounds like the best dentist trip ever. Can you imagine the thrill of going to your next dentist trip? I man i would be so psyched and terrified at the same time.

Good luck with this.

btw cam how old are you?

[reeba]

I actually had a male friend who was joking around with a nurse at the doc's office about liking free samples. She invited him to a Christmas party, and then as he was leaving actually chased him down in the parking lot and handed him some free samples of viagra.

So if that can happen to my friend as he is getting an ingrown toenail removed; it is possible as you are getting your teeth scraped, that the hygenist was coming on to you.

See Cam, winter didn't throw you off your game.

My guess is that whatever she has planned will be painful. Hate to say it, but I want a brief report (no details, just a summary) on this one.

[Gigabitch]

Dude. You go to the dentist twice as often as I do.

Avoid that woman. Anyone who calls you a boring idiot can just piss right off.

[IndiReloaded]

Hahahaha... Cam... fantasies from the dental chair. A great start for one of those Harlaquin (sp?) books, lol.

[misombra]

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[CAM]

Dude. You go to the dentist twice as often as I do.

Avoid that woman. Anyone who calls you a boring idiot can just piss right off.

....the second point...I think you are correct. She's a bit too..."aggressive" for someone who has just met the patient (me). We'll see if she's still there is three months. I think she got the job because her dad used to be a dentist in this town (years ago). While she's very well-educated, I'm guessing that "The Attitude" and behavior (Wild Child) have lost her a few jobs. I'm guessing that daddy and mommy are trying to get her to settle down and be close to them. Also, she has two kids out of wedlock which I think her parents want to make sure are raised with some stability. All that was gleaned from a 60 minute dental cleaning.

Yeah, I got to get the teeth cleaned 4 times a year now...doctor's orders

[CAM]

Hahahaha... Cam... fantasies from the dental chair. A great start for one of those Harlaquin (sp?) books, lol.

....cue in 1970's crappy bumper car music....

"Why, Miss Smith...did you touch me... down there? Why is the dental chair soo far back? Oh my goodness, what are you doing with your legs? Should a dental drill really be used that way?"

....use frosted camera lens for romantic scene...

Scene Fades.

[CAM]

My guess is that whatever she has planned will be painful. Hate to say it, but I want a brief report (no details, just a summary) on this one.

If the teeth cleaning was any indication, I think that you are right...she's the Queen of Pain. She actually got a bit of grin when she was scraping away at one spot on my molar. She even commented, "Most people can't handle the pain like you do." Hmm.

Actually, I'm not into dental S & M or any other form of S & M for that matter. This woman would not chase me down in the parking lot with a Viagra sample (like your friend) but more like chase me down with a damned syringe and a dental pick! She was kind of a loon.

Great, I'm attracting lunatics now Merry Christmas

[CAM]

That sounds like the best dentist trip ever. Can you imagine the thrill of going to your next dentist trip? I man i would be so psyched and terrified at the same time.

Good luck with this.

btw cam how old are you?

30's (still)

[yppiZ]

Right away, I'm in the chair and she's asking...married? kids? why not? Turns out she went to a rival high school across town. I made a joke about the school rivalry and she says playfully with a smile, "You're such an idiot"

Lucky you, my dentist just questions me on my race.