Top 5 Tips, Part 2

[Gigabitch]

So, in this thread we learned how to please our man:

but what did HE learn? Here are my Top 5 ways of keeping your girl happy:

1. Focus: She is the only woman in the world. Got it? Good.

2. Shiny stuff: You must provide lots and lots of shiny stuff for her. For some girls, the shiny stuff has to be computer hardware. For some, it's art. For some, it's actually jewelry. Figure out what she wants and give it to her.

3. Pick up your effing dirty socks: You have no idea how far this will get you. Clean habits and personal hygiene are crucial if you want to date someone high up on the food chain.

4. Bring home the bacon. Or the falafel. Or whatever. She doesn't want to support your lazy ass, so get out there and get a job.

5. **** like an animal, eat like a gentleman, not the other way around.

[squirrley]

Oh I love you Giga! Ive read those off to my husband and he's laughing is ass off!

Dont think I can add to it, youve pretty much covered the basis!

[Tiay]

lol, thank you giga! I'm still chuckling.

[IndiReloaded]

Sticky, please.

[Moonchild]

....Kinda want a significant other, now. If only for a new laptop.

[Illusional]

here's my top 5 tips for keeping a girl happy and shutting her up.

1. dick

2. dick

3. dick

4. dick

5. dick

where you want it to be inserted is completely up to you, but taking it in the mouth on occasion is good because with a stuffed mouth, that's less bitching that us men will have to listen to.

raverboy

[misombra]

here's my top 5 tips for keeping a girl happy and shutting her up.

1. dick

2. dick

3. dick

4. dick

5. dick

where you want it to be inserted is completely up to you, but taking it in the mouth on occasion is good because with a stuffed mouth, that's less bitching that us men will have to listen to.

raverboy

this pretty much does it for me.

[squirrley]

Oh yea, the simplest and yet most complex of things, the male penis! Yet ANOTHER REASON FOR LIVING!

[Gigabitch]

Oh yea, the simplest and yet most complex of things, the male penis! Yet ANOTHER REASON FOR LIVING!

There you go. Now I have an answer for that thread.

[Illusional]

*takes a bow*

see, i know what women want.

raverboy

[Gigabitch]

*takes a bow*

see, i know what women want.

raverboy

Yeah. A vodka tonic. How many times to I have to tell you?

[Mish]

here's my top 5 tips for keeping a girl happy and shutting her up.

1. dick

2. dick

3. dick

4. dick

5. dick

where you want it to be inserted is completely up to you, but taking it in the mouth on occasion is good because with a stuffed mouth, that's less bitching that us men will have to listen to.

raverboy

I tried this tactic on my ex, but it didn't work

Was she broken?

[Gigabitch]

I tried this tactic on my ex, but it didn't work

Was she broken?

Hell, yes. From everything you've said about her, I can confirm that she was, indeed, broken.

[nuevo]

**** like an animal???

Depends....

[Gigabitch]

**** like an animal???

Depends....

Believe me, a gentleman in bed is booooooring!