Here's one:
"Hey, who's putting together a puzzle? 'Cause I just found a hot piece!"
Here's one:
"Hey, who's putting together a puzzle? 'Cause I just found a hot piece!"
Do you believe in love at first sight ... or do I have to keep walking around you?
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
~Born to Live - Mavrik~
"Hello. I have not had sex in a very long time and I am horny. Please let me touch you."
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
Ever had any success with that one, Gribbs?
forget pick up lines.. what about pick up gestures. if you're a guy who can do that.... my oh my, will you ever have your way.
The mind reels. I'm thinking porn charades.
Spammer Spanker
go gribble!
how You Doing??
"You attract people by the qualities you display. You keep them by the qualities you possess"
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
~Born to Live - Mavrik~
'how do you like the eggs in the morning?'
i dont get that. its a song for a drink advert
"How you doing?"
(Joey Tribbiani moves)
If you didn't get it..
Another one
-"what's your diameter?"
-umm, sorry
Last edited by nuevo; 10-12-07 at 09:56 PM.
"You attract people by the qualities you display. You keep them by the qualities you possess"
only joey tribiani can pull of the joey tribiani move. all other guys look pathetic