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    Here's one:

    "Hey, who's putting together a puzzle? 'Cause I just found a hot piece!"

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    Do you believe in love at first sight ... or do I have to keep walking around you?
    Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
    Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
    Towards the sun, carry your name
    In warm hands you are given
    Ask the wind for the way
    Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
    Accept all as it is and do not blame
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    "Hello. I have not had sex in a very long time and I am horny. Please let me touch you."
    God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
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    Ever had any success with that one, Gribbs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribble View Post
    "Hello. I have not had sex in a very long time and I am horny. Please let me touch you."
    Say that with an indian accent and you'll have your way.

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    forget pick up lines.. what about pick up gestures. if you're a guy who can do that.... my oh my, will you ever have your way.

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    The mind reels. I'm thinking porn charades.
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    go gribble!

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    how You Doing??
    "You attract people by the qualities you display. You keep them by the qualities you possess"

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    Quote Originally Posted by alidile View Post
    forget pick up lines.. what about pick up gestures. if you're a guy who can do that.... my oh my, will you ever have your way.
    With a girl at a club, I just stretched out my arms, put them on her shoulders and kissed her on the lips. Just like that. No pick up lines.

    If only everything was that simple.
    Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
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    Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
    Accept all as it is and do not blame
    God or the Devil
    ~Born to Live - Mavrik~

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    'how do you like the eggs in the morning?'

    i dont get that. its a song for a drink advert

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    "How you doing?"

    (Joey Tribbiani moves)

    If you didn't get it..

    Another one

    -"what's your diameter?"
    -umm, sorry
    Last edited by nuevo; 10-12-07 at 09:56 PM.
    "You attract people by the qualities you display. You keep them by the qualities you possess"

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    only joey tribiani can pull of the joey tribiani move. all other guys look pathetic

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    Quote Originally Posted by LostNotFound View Post
    only joey tribiani can pull of the joey tribiani move. all other guys look pathetic
    My boss says that to me sometimes and then we both crack up.

    The eggs thing is about an implied promise to make someone breakfast because they'll be spending the night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    The eggs thing is about an implied promise to make someone breakfast because they'll be spending the night.
    And then after they ask you how you like your eggs, you say, "Unfertilized!" Classic...

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