Hi everyone i'm going mad here i am really really horny all the time and masterbating is not helpping at all can anyone help of what to do?
Hi everyone i'm going mad here i am really really horny all the time and masterbating is not helpping at all can anyone help of what to do?
Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.
Get that screen printed on a t-shirt and then head to a bar.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.
Man is that the only way to get out of this. Man i wish my mate didn't have a GF.
Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.
Aren't you supposed to be in school? Maybe if you were there, you would be too busy to think about it.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
how is it that your mate has a gf?? i don't understand these Australian things..
secondly, if you can't get yourself off... how is someone else going to do it any better??
raverboy
...this is just my perspective on the situation...
yeah that's what i was thinking. i could've sworn that she wasn't australian which is why i had to question myself.
now that that's out of the way.. she wants to f*ck her friend?? what kinda friends would you be if you put your own desires first and secretly wish to break up your "mate's" relationship so you can have sex with him??
raverboy
...this is just my perspective on the situation...
judging from another thread, i think her and this friend do that when they're not in a relationship with other people.
I can get myself off but about 5 min after I'm horny again
Yes your right we call each other ****ing buddies (friends)
I didn't say i was going to break them up I'm not that type of person what ever you my think. I just said i wish he didn't have one.
Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.
maybe you can have a marathon.
Keep getting yourself off as soon as you get horny again. If it's every 5 mins then so be it.
uh...rock back and forth on your chair? Have an extended toilet break? Pounce on a co-worker in his office?
Or you could invest in one of those panty things that have a vibrator attached to them. They'll buzz away and no-one will know!
I suspect this has got to do with your desire to screw your mate, not so much with masturbation being inadequate.
i'm way too lazy to read the rest..