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    Help any ideas

    Hi everyone i'm going mad here i am really really horny all the time and masterbating is not helpping at all can anyone help of what to do?
    Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.


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    Get that screen printed on a t-shirt and then head to a bar.
    There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.

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    Man is that the only way to get out of this. Man i wish my mate didn't have a GF.
    Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.


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    Aren't you supposed to be in school? Maybe if you were there, you would be too busy to think about it.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    Aren't you supposed to be in school? Maybe if you were there, you would be too busy to think about it.
    No I live in the UK, over here we leave a do are GCSE at 16. I work now.
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    how is it that your mate has a gf?? i don't understand these Australian things..

    secondly, if you can't get yourself off... how is someone else going to do it any better??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    how is it that your mate has a gf?? i don't understand these Australian things..

    secondly, if you can't get yourself off... how is someone else going to do it any better??

    raverboy
    She's not Australian

    but anyway, I think what she means is that her guy friend (mate is a term for friend) has a gf and she wishes he didn't for, you know, obvious reasons

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    yeah that's what i was thinking. i could've sworn that she wasn't australian which is why i had to question myself.

    now that that's out of the way.. she wants to f*ck her friend?? what kinda friends would you be if you put your own desires first and secretly wish to break up your "mate's" relationship so you can have sex with him??

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    judging from another thread, i think her and this friend do that when they're not in a relationship with other people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    secondly, if you can't get yourself off... how is someone else going to do it any better??

    raverboy
    I can get myself off but about 5 min after I'm horny again

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    judging from another thread, i think her and this friend do that when they're not in a relationship with other people.
    Yes your right we call each other ****ing buddies (friends)

    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    now that that's out of the way.. she wants to f*ck her friend?? what kinda friends would you be if you put your own desires first and secretly wish to break up your "mate's" relationship so you can have sex with him??

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    I didn't say i was going to break them up I'm not that type of person what ever you my think. I just said i wish he didn't have one.
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    maybe you can have a marathon.
    Keep getting yourself off as soon as you get horny again. If it's every 5 mins then so be it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miSSleepy View Post
    maybe you can have a marathon.
    Keep getting yourself off as soon as you get horny again. If it's every 5 mins then so be it.
    Maybe i should try that LOL but what do I do when I'm at work LOL
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    uh...rock back and forth on your chair? Have an extended toilet break? Pounce on a co-worker in his office?

    Or you could invest in one of those panty things that have a vibrator attached to them. They'll buzz away and no-one will know!

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    Quote Originally Posted by miSSleepy View Post
    uh...rock back and forth on your chair? Have an extended toilet break? Pounce on a co-worker in his office?

    Or you could invest in one of those panty things that have a vibrator attached to them. They'll buzz away and no-one will know!

    Hay co-worker one could be good only joking LOL.

    Hay not seen them my have a look LOL

    Thanks Girl your great
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    I suspect this has got to do with your desire to screw your mate, not so much with masturbation being inadequate.

    i'm way too lazy to read the rest..

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