Body Odour/Hygiene!

[Gigabitch]

I wanted him to stay away from my nice, clean vagina. I figured I could wash his yukkiness out of my mouth with a toothbrush and some Scope, but I didn't want Hello Kitty sullied in any way. It wasn't so much that he had fumunda or anything, I just thought his cum would give me a yeast infection because he drank so much beer.

I think by the time we got divorced, we hadn't had regular sexual intercourse for at least 8 months. Yuck.

This was probably another component in my strong desire to go back to Cali Boy. He is so clean. He showers daily, trims his body hair down to a manly-yet-manageable length, watched what he eats, goes to the dentist regularly, and drinks lots of water. He is just super-clean.

[Tiay]

oh that's gross, what a horrible situation to get stuck in. ewww, don't even say the word yeast. I've had three of those ****ing things in the last 12 months, I wonder if i'm just cursed.

how come "watched what he eats" is in past tense? XD

[mr_fahrenheit]

Poor gigab
Glad you got out of there!

[Gigabitch]

how come "watched what he eats" is in past tense? XD

Typo. He watches. He's Mr. Healthy.

[Tiay]

heh, good. My bf is the same. At the moment he's probably the fittest I've ever seen him, too... *drool*

[LostNotFound]

my S.O smells nice especially after he shaves he has such soft skin *drools aswel*

[DoesntMatter]

*mops up all the drool*

[LostNotFound]

giga if this guy was so gross that you didn't want him in your downstairs why did you bother to give him any? maybe he woulda taken the hint? i duno..i like it when guys smell nice. you know all the mens shaving ad's theres a woman rubbing his skin ..ye that's how i feel lol

[Gigabitch]

giga if this guy was so gross that you didn't want him in your downstairs why did you bother to give him any? maybe he woulda taken the hint?

'Cause I was married to his stinky ass, and sex was something I could use to my advantage.