I just need to vent

[Kristin258]

I don't need any advice, just need to mentally kick some shit around in anger for a few minutes...

My boyfriend and I used to buy groceries quite frequently together, so naturally we'd both eat the food. Lately I've gone a few times without him, however, spending my money alone of the food. Give it two days tops and it's gone. One time I bought a pint of ice cream each for him and I to have our own and he ate both.... just recently I bought some fruit and especially these really great looking strawberries that I was looking forward to eating when I came home from work the next day. But wait! One left. Yes, one. He had the courtesy to leave me............one. It's been about 4 days since then and he still hasn't replaced them, and I know he has no intention of it because every time I bring it up he just blows me off.

So I walk into the living room just now and he wants me to go pick him up some food from somewhere. I ask about the strawberries and he says "well...." then turns back to his video game.

The thing is he's probably 150 lb. at most. Where does it all go? The 19 year-old male's stomach is an enigma...

Obviously none of this is a big deal, I say it all in jest.

Damn strawberries.

[anachronistic]

i'm like that too. i have a good metabolism. you need to feed him.

[Converse]

Selfish.

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[anachronistic]

Selfish.

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what? i'm not selfish

if i had a girlfriend i'd be intimately sharing my food with her.

[Converse]

Not you, her boyfriend.

[Gigabitch]

Kristin, look at this issue as a road sign indicating what you have to look forward to up ahead. Stop buying him groceries at once. You are not his mom.

[misombra]

do you guys live together?

[vashti]

Being territorial over food is silly IMO. Just tell him what his half of the grocery bill is and move on. Life is too short to be worried about strawberries.

[Kristin258]

Vashti, that's why I was only kidding. I even said none of it is a big deal.

Giga, I'm not buying him groceries. I'm buying me groceries and he's eating them. I'll make him pay me back or buy me more eventually, it's just not on the top of my priorities. When it comes to, say, him being at the grocery store then I'll tell him to buy me more.

Yes, Misombra, we live together.

I guess only a couple people took this thread in the light-hearted manner it was intended to be...

[Gigabitch]

I guess only a couple people took this thread in the light-hearted manner it was intended to be...

I've lived with four guys. This kind of shit doesn't stay lighthearted for long. He turns back to his video game? WTF? Unplug that thing, start hollering and shove that last strawberry up his ass.

[vashti]

I just need to mentally kick some shit around in anger for a few minutes...

This is intended to be light-hearted?

[misombra]

wow. i wonder what will happen once the real problems start to arise.

[Only-virgins]

I weight in at 150lbs, I am toned, and I eat like I am a human garbage can...god I love my metabolism. I love strawberries but honestly...who the hell looks forward to eating strawberries all day long?

[Kristin258]

This is intended to be light-hearted?

It's satirical in nature. Therefore, the first line fits and still can be taken jokingly at the same time.

[Kristin258]

I weight in at 150lbs, I am toned, and I eat like I am a human garbage can...god I love my metabolism. I love strawberries but honestly...who the hell looks forward to eating strawberries all day long?

I do . Oh, they looked so good.