Love Forum Battle,Fight!

[Chimeros0]

Chimeros0 looks at LoveTwist with crazy eyes & says:"But your idea involves insults,mine involves kicking ass!".He then proceeds to beat LoveTwist with his Cattle Prod.LoveTwist contorts & twists with each strike.Chimeros0 says:"Who knew a blunt beating object & electricity could combine so well..."."I am already getting sued by Macdonalds,I don't need you as well! But now,you really are twisted".

*Chimeros0 hopes to pay off his law-suit with used condoms, if anyone is wondering.*
*All royalties are mine! Mine! MINE! mInE! MiNe! I've got a patent pending in Sweden!*

[LoveTwist]

LoveTwist's knees scrap on the floor as she crawls away from Chimeros0. After gradually easing herself to her feet and clicking her neck back into position, LoveTwist croaks - "Ok I won't sue you for ripping of my idea as..." LoveTwist mumbles under her breath ... "I didn't get it patented.."

LoveTwist coughs out some blood before continuing. "But now you've zapped me with electricity through a cattle prod you're going down for grievous bodily harm. Now if you'll excuse me unconsciousness awaits." LoveTwist sways for a moment and then drops to the floor with a thump.

[Kiechi]

Kiechi walks along and takes a piss on her face and runs.

[Chimeros0]

Chimeros0 tilts his head to the left & swears that Kiechi is running in a small circle round LoveTwist.Some sort of victory dance??? Chimeros0 shouts to Kiechi:"Is it a fetish?".Kiechi answers:"Only if I finish the ritual!".Chimeros0 is left clueless...

[LoveTwist]

Kiechi walks along and takes a piss on her face and runs.

LoveTwist wakes up spluttering. "Ew! Nasty!"

[Kiechi]

LoveTwist wakes up spluttering. "Ew! Nasty!"

Then Kiechi stands there as Chimera jumps up and down shouting "Me next! Me next!". Kiechi kicks him in the flange and watches him drop down as his beef curtains vibrate to his brain, giving the capability to think. Kiechi realises it was a mistake kicking him in the twat thus grabs lovetwist and runs away as the homo threatens to attack us with 3 eyes blue dragon pikachu pokemon shit.

[Chimeros0]

Chimeros0 summons the strength of his inner pancreas & tries to stand up.What the hell? A disgusting little creature looks at Chimeros0 & says:"Hi,I am Kiechi's brain & left nut combined...Have you seen him? We need to get back into him before he starts doing anything he'll regret."Chimeros0 just points towards the direction Kiechi ran off.The creature says:"Thanks" as it darts off after Kiechi.The creature screams:"No Kiechi,bad Kiechi! Put her down,you don't even know how to pleasure her without us!".The creature stops in its tracks...It says:"Never mind,your gay anyway." Chimeros0 bursts into laughter & then breaks a rib...

[LoveTwist]

A light bulb flickers on in LoveTwist’s brain and she decides to use her power of bad breath to escape from Kiechi's grasp. As she breathes out Kiechi immediately recoils at the stench of un-minted exhaled air combined with the non-too pleasing aroma of piss emanating from LoveTwist. Kiechi, struggling to withstand the overwhelming smell, relinquishes his grip on her.

Once free LoveTwist looks up at the star lit sky and summons her friends from above to come an collect her. To the amazement of Chimeros0, Kiechi, and the monster of Kiechi's brain and left nut combined, LoveTwist is surrounded by a shimmering blue cone of light and in a flash disappears.

[Kiechi]

Chimeros0 summons the strength of his inner pancreas & tries to stand up.What the hell? A disgusting little creature looks at Chimeros0 & says:"Hi,I am Kiechi's brain & left nut combined...Have you seen him? We need to get back into him before he starts doing anything he'll regret."Chimeros0 just points towards the direction Kiechi ran off.The creature says:"Thanks" as it darts off after Kiechi.The creature screams:"No Kiechi,bad Kiechi! Put her down,you don't even know how to pleasure her without us!".The creature stops in its tracks...It says:"Never mind,your gay anyway." Chimeros0 bursts into laughter & then breaks a rib...

Where the **** about pleasuring LoveTwist come from? She's probably a chav anyways

[LoveTwist]

Where the **** about pleasuring LoveTwist come from? She's probably a chav anyways

LoveTwist speaks to Kiechi through a loud speaker from the skies above -

"So I have the linguistic capability of a chav do I? Well defined as chav by Kiechi or not, I'm the one in control of an alien space craft here and if you do not respect my unwillingness to be referred to as chav, then you will experience the full force of my alien-technology-aided wrath!!! If however, you cease to name me by that offensive term I may be persuaded to spare your measly planet, and as it so happens your measly asses that sit upon it."

[Kiechi]

LoveTwist speaks to Kiechi through a loud speaker from the skies above -

"So I have the linguistic capability of a chav do I? Well defined as chav by Kiechi or not, I'm the one in control of an alien space craft here and if you do not respect my unwillingness to be referred to as chav, then you will experience the full force of my alien-technology-aided wrath!!! If however, you cease to name me by that offensive term I may be persuaded to spare your measly planet, and as it so happens your measly asses that sit upon it."

Sorry, I meant Emo.

[LoveTwist]

Emo...mmm? Ok.. I'll give you that. That's closer the mark. You know a while back I really did think about becoming an emo. Even got an emo style scarf. Problem was the music I tend towards is far too upbeat for an emo life style and I spend too much time watching comedy shows and not enough time writing dark poetry. I’ve never worn black eye shadow or gelled my fringe over my eyes. Also I try to avoid droning on about how unbearably depressing my life has become.

Always wondered something though… do emo’s usually skateboard?

[Kiechi]

I have a friend who is "punk" who knocks bout' with Emo's. They skate.

[LoveTwist]

Cool. I've just started learning. So far I'm pretty wobbly but who knows one day I may actually be able to pull off a flip trick.

[Kiechi]

^ How old are you?