Love Forum Battle,Fight!

[Chimeros0]

OK,so I've made a few posts & given a few bits of advice ( whoop-dee-do ).
I think it's about time that I start a showdown...

Why???

Because recently I have been brisking through the threads & realizing there are key players to this forum ( well,duh! ).Also,things get waaaaaayyyy to serious...

What I want...

A CYBER BATTLE!!!

I want the key players of this forum to duke it out ( with words,on the internet ).

I am keen to find who is the best writer/typist & who can outlast the competition.Also the comedy that could ensue...

The rules are as follows:

1)Each person has 5 lines of battle typing to use.NO MORE!
2)Any person can post details,even if they are not the combatants.
3)No DBZ shit,normal weapons & martial arts apply.
4)This is for fun,if it gets personal...That's your problem...
5)All posts are effective...Even death or resurrection posts,but a good reason must be stated...
6)No God-like powers...Save it for latter.
7)ENJOY YOURSELVES!!!

Here's an example from one of my previous posts:

Lilwing gives OV a good kick to the teeth*Bam*,
OV staggers & spits a blood coated tooth out.
OV then gives a sly smile ( less the tooth he just spat out )
& gives a stong right jab to Lilwings stomach area,
knocking the wind from his lungs...

( Please Continue )

[Miss hotty]

Lilwings falls to the floor with a gasp
Ov then goes in with a good kick in his side
Lilwings spins around kicking Ov feet from under him
Ov falls down with crash
Liwing grabs Ov head and hit's it on the ground.......

[Gigabitch]

I love the concept, but I just like to stand back and watch the boys fight.


It gets me hot, you know.

[Kiechi]

Lilwings falls to the floor with a gasp as he lands bottoms down on a cucumber
OV decides to look for his virgin love and heads off to the nearest kindergarten
Zarathu comes parading in shouting:

Fixed.

-

[Miss hotty]

LOL thanks

[NeoSeminole]

aww, I thought this was going to be an actual fight. I'm pretty sure I could beat everyone here.

[Chimeros0]

*post something then NeoSeminole.Make it interesting*

Here comes a new challenger: NeoSeminole

NeoSeminole takes a long look at Zarathu & agrees.
He shouts:"RED SAUCE ON PASTA...WITH CHEESE!".
Zarathu hears the word cheese & freaks out.
Zarathu grabs the cucumber & threatens NeoSeminole with the wet gooey end.

[Junket]

I predict this to become a sad cybersex orgy...

[Gigabitch]

I predict this to become a sad cybersex orgy...

::yawn:: (Goes off to find some soy bacon)

[anachronistic]

*lilwing unleashes his flesh eating oompa loompas*
*everyone on loveforum.net runs in a frantic manner*
*one oompa loompa pulls down zro's pants and assrapes him*
*another oompa loompa cartwheels into chimeros' teeth for making this thread*
*the last oompaloompa turns into an agent from the matrix and everything freezes*

[Junket]

*lilwing unleashes his flesh eating oompa loompas*
*everyone on loveforum.net runs in a frantic manner*
*one oompa loompa pulls down zro's pants and assrapes him*
*another oompa loompa cartwheels into chimeros' teeth for making this thread*
*the last oompaloompa turns into an agent from the matrix and everything freezes*

See?

The sex has already begun.

[Chimeros0]

Chimeros0 has found his cattle prod and has an almost toothless smile on his face.Chimeros0 lashes out at Frasbee & gives him a 500 000 watt shock from the CP & Frasbee's spleen turns to well done Mc Nuggets.Macdonald's pitches up & sues Chimeros0 for using their secret recipe.They also ask if anyone is willing to donate used condoms for their Happy Meals.

[Gribble]

::yawn:: (Goes off to find some soy bacon)

Soy bacon? What kind of freak are you? Bacon's only good if it comes out of a pig. Hello.

[zro]

good to know that you are homosexual lilbitch, but i am sorry, i am not attracted to males, hope you find true love

[LoveTwist]

OK,so I've made a few posts & given a few bits of advice ( whoop-dee-do ).
I think it's about time that I start a showdown...

Why???

Because recently I have been brisking through the threads & realizing there are key players to this forum ( well,duh! ).Also,things get waaaaaayyyy to serious...

What I want...

A CYBER BATTLE!!!

I want the key players of this forum to duke it out ( with words,on the internet ).

I am keen to find who is the best writer/typist & who can outlast the competition. Also the comedy that could ensue...

Firstly, GENIUS IDEA!!!!

Secondly, I came up with it first!! Damn you!!! Damn you to hell!!

At this rate looks like someone’s going to have to create a "Insult Thread" .

That way people can go there to fire insults at each other like bullets and no one else will get caught in the cross fire.

That’s it... *Busts open secret gun stash* Its all out WAR!!!

Forget banning guns in America!!! Now I'm campaigning to get guns legalised here in the UK!! Maybe I can get nuclear weapons legalised for the average gimbo on the street over here too, that was I can nuke your ass!!!

(PS- As you said this is all for fun and I'm kidding of course... .. or am I?
But I do demand all royalties earned from this thread, and about that I'm NOT kidding!)