What do you get the whore who has everything?

[Gigabitch]

CB, get her a crystal pendant on a silver chain. Personally, I hate that hippie shit, but those hippie girls can't seem to get enough of them. People used to give me presents like that all the time when I had long hair. This is why I have short hair now.

Maybe you could cook something for her. I can't remember if you can cook- can you?

[DoesntMatter]

Buy her a pet Kangaroo or Wallaby.

[Converse]

Buy her a pet Kangaroo or Wallaby.

That wasn't funny, try again.

[DoesntMatter]

That wasn't funny, try again.

I didn't make this bitch laugh, my day is ruined.

[Converse]

I didn't make this bitch laugh, my day is ruined.

Have a cookie instead.

[Charlie Boy II]

CB, get her a crystal pendant on a silver chain. Personally, I hate that hippie shit, but those hippie girls can't seem to get enough of them. People used to give me presents like that all the time when I had long hair. This is why I have short hair now.

Maybe you could cook something for her. I can't remember if you can cook- can you?

She's not really a hippy, in fact she gets quite cross when I call her that. She's just grown up in a trendy inner city area, where you'd never dream of adhering to bread and butter beliefs like Christianity or even atheism.

My cooking is limited to steak and/or sausages and three vegetables so that's out.

What about the letter idea? Think that's a winner? Like I said, I'm not that open with my feelings so I thought she might appreciate that kind of gesture. She has been giving me a bit of stick lately for just "fitting her in" and "expecting her to be available" when I'm free. i.e. taking her for granted.

[Only-virgins]

LoL, you know your relationship is well of when you post about your significant other on thread calling them a whore.

[cheeze_guy]

chill the **** out and smoke da gonja!

[vashti]

YOu can try a cooking lesson together. That would be nice. And yes, the letter is a good idea. Post it here first so we can critique it.

[jurupa]

What do you get the whore who has everything?

A big fat black dildo, that is what you get her.











lol

[Chimeros0]

Anything sentimental & that you can both get involved in.
The best gifts you can give a person are time & devotion.
As for making her feel good.
Try some poetry,candles & anything out of the normal romance to spice things up...

& definitely go with Vashti's suggestions.She seems to know exactly what she is talking about...

[Kiechi]

Buy her a pet Kangaroo or Wallaby.

That made me chuckle.

[Miss hotty]

what wired thing do some poeple come up with LOL

[Gigabitch]

YOu can try a cooking lesson together. That would be nice. And yes, the letter is a good idea. Post it here first so we can critique it.

Wow. That's a great idea. I love that. Also, maybe Samba lessons or something equally sexy.