Expectations

[anachronistic]

my expectations are quite low.

all i'm really looking for right now is an intelligent attractive young woman that i can TRUST... that wants to **** me a lot. and has no children.

[LoveTwist]

my expectations are quite low.

all i'm really looking for right now is an intelligent attractive young woman that i can TRUST... that wants to **** me a lot. and has no children.

Woah!! Those are low expectations??? Makes you wonder what high expectations would involve. Just kidding... Even I got 4 out of 5... not bad right?

[Gigabitch]

What, you have a kid?

[LoveTwist]

Nope. Keep guessing....

[Gigabitch]

Well, it couldn't possibly be criteria #4, could it?

[Converse]

Well, it couldn't possibly be criteria #4, could it?

"CRITERIA #4" Hahahahahahaha you make me laugh so much!

[LoveTwist]

Well, it couldn't possibly be criteria #4, could it?

Wow!!! You got it in 2!! High 5!!!

By the way.. I'm counting - intelligent, young, be trustworthy and have no children as the other 4 criteria. If 'attractive' was in there to I'd only score 4 out of 6. But what the hey.. I don't really want the job anyhow.

[Gigabitch]

Oh, come on! Have you seen those pics he just posted? He's adorable!

[LoveTwist]

Oh, come on! Have you seen those pics he just posted? He's adorable!

I don't doubt it. Im the one who is failing to meet the criteria here.

[Converse]

I haven't posted my criteria-

Must be kind, honest none controlling
Have a Giga humour and wit!
Have a brain and mind of her own
Big boobs!
Shares my taste in music etc

[anachronistic]

Wow!!! You got it in 2!! High 5!!!

By the way.. I'm counting - intelligent, young, be trustworthy and have no children as the other 4 criteria. If 'attractive' was in there to I'd only score 4 out of 6. But what the hey.. I don't really want the job anyhow.

am i that bad of a guy?

[LoveTwist]

am i that bad of a guy?

Nah, just kidding.

Its me that’s the weirdo here. Its me that’s the bad one. I just don't fulfil your criteria. Its a sad day for me.

Here - *hands lil'wing a baseball bat* Bonk me on the head if you wish...

[anachronistic]

Woah!! Those are low expectations??? Makes you wonder what high expectations would involve

my high expectations would also include this:

comes from germany, likes to mess around with linux and computers like i do, would enjoy playing video games with me, admires art with a passion similar to my own, isn't 'trendy' and just wears normal tshirt and jeans type clothing, quiet but yet funny, likes the taste of my semen, is a very picky eater like me, is a goofball nerdy person like me, has a sensitive gspot and has lots of intense orgasms, is not a 'party drinker' but enjoys drinking, does not smoke or do drugs. and a lot of other things.

those are all things that i would still enjoy though

by the way i'm dating a girl from germany right now, and she pretty much meets all my expectations, except it's too early to do anything sexual, y'know.

[anachronistic]

Here - *hands lil'wig a baseball bat* Bonk me on the head if you wish...

i'm one of the least violent people you'd ever meet.

[LoveTwist]

i'm one of the least violent people you'd ever meet.

Ok, guess I'll have to do it myself then... *picks up baseball bat and wacks head*

... there you go. *wobbles a bit* ... I'm one of the weirdest people you're ever likely to meet.