big tits or not?

[jurupa]

Damn. Couldn't find anything. I want to do this, and make the prize so good that men will be willing to endure the humiliation of entering (and potentially losing) a wet t-shirt contest to show off their big, floppy man-boobies.

And how are you going to keep the audience from running away when the old dudes flash them?

[Gigabitch]

And how are you going to keep the audience from running away when the old dudes flash them?

They'll be transfixed by morbid fascination.

[vashti]

I want to see Gribble's boobies. Also Aegis', but he ran away.

[Gigabitch]

I want to see Gribble's boobies. Also Aegis', but he ran away.

I suspect he and Mathias of running away together. "Rachel", my ass.

[vashti]

Yes, there have been several who have moved on. Matty, and also Bluevetteracer. (I think he may still be in Iraq.)

[Gigabitch]

Yes, there have been several who have moved on. Matty, and also Bluevetteracer. (I think he may still be in Iraq.)

I remember that guy. I thought he was pretty cool. The question is, though: did he have man-cans?

[vashti]

He looked pretty good with clothes on. Gorgeous dimples. I don't know that he would wear a wet tee shirt for our entertainment, though. He was a little on the conservative side. You never know, though...

[Gigabitch]

Nah. It's no good if they're not sporting at least a B-cup. I want to see some sloppy, hairy pig-men in wet t-shirts. The kind of guys that probably make working at Hooters a living hell.

And I want those shirts drenched in Schlitz.

[vashti]

Ouch! Soda coming through the nose! Damn you, Giga!!

[Gribble]

Damn. Couldn't find anything. I want to do this, and make the prize so good that men will be willing to endure the humiliation of entering (and potentially losing) a wet t-shirt contest to show off their big, floppy man-boobies.

Perfect prize: track down a dumb blond with big cans. Winner gets to take shots of Jägermeister off her tatas. I'm sure there are plenty of old, sloppy guys willing to humiliate themselves for that.

And Vash? I'll show you mine if you show me yours first.

[vashti]

You know I can't do that. Females are negatively stigmatized for that kind of behavior. YOU however, can get away with it with your reputation intact.

[Gribble]

Do it for women's lib!

[anachronistic]

damn, i'm not sloppy, hairy, or fat... and i only have muscular pecks... i guess i can't make gigabitch happy...

[Gigabitch]

damn, i'm not sloppy, hairy, or fat... and i only have muscular pecks... i guess i can't make gigabitch happy...

But you're only 18, honey. You have years of drinking, eating junk food and sprouting hair to look forward to. You're just not ready yet.

[jurupa]

Speaking of big tits. Tonight at work there was a woman roughly 5'0, that has huge ass boobs on her. From what I could tell they where bigger than a D cup as it looked like one boob would be bigger than both of my hands together and I got big ass hands. My first reaction was holly shit, then I got a better view of them to see how big they where and then I was turned off and was kinda grossed out some, because they where way to big.