Guys read please.

[boobaa]

I would have to agree with Fras, I'd watch her from a distance, be friendly and make small talk. Also find out more about her by 1-1 conversation. Then at some stage I would tell her if she gives the right signals and provided I still like her after I've gotten to know her. But I've ****ed up a lot.

I am actually the same. ****up is the common case with me. I am a ****up.

[Gigabitch]

Reality...when he cums and runs....its because he has a tremendous load of gas built up from the whole evening and he's gotta let one enormous fart rip.

Aaaaahahahahaha! I never knew! Okay, so we should find some reason to give guys a little personal space after bumping uglies? What do you suggest? How about, "Oh, I think I left something in the car."?

[CAM]

Absolutely...give him his space. If it has been a really good evening, the gas is so bad that it almost hurts to fart. Really, you women have no idea how painful sex can be for a guy. And what is worse, if you end it before he ejaculates. Then, its blue balls AND gas. Oh, its a painful evening... and odds are he's just spent 200 bucks or more on top of everything else.

[vashti]

You should just invest in one of those high-quality blow-up dolls.

[Junket]

Farting? Yeah, I'll admit, I'll either try to let them go silently, as they're not always smelly. But if it feels like it's gonna be loud, I'll seek out the bathroom.

Also, when I got a raging boner for a while, it's hard to tell whether I have a full bladder, or blue balls.

But it's usually both.

[anachronistic]

yea. usually i like to lay there and cuddle naked, but if i got gas, **** that.

"that was so great hunny!.... waht's that smell?"

[Gribble]

Haven't you ever held your girl's head under the cover and farted before?

Not recommended for your first sleepover... but damn is it ever funny.

[CAM]

You should just invest in one of those high-quality blow-up dolls.

Nah, why do something like that??! I'd rather have 'the real thing.'

[anachronistic]

Haven't you ever held your girl's head under the cover and farted before?

Not recommended for your first sleepover... but damn is it ever funny.

lol something i'd probably do if it was a long term relationship.

[vashti]

Nah, why do something like that??! I'd rather have 'the real thing.'

Whatever for? You must enjoy the painful sex, the blue balls, the gas and the empty wallet.

And you guys think *we* are crazy.

Gribble - you need smacking.

[anachronistic]

And you guys think *we* are crazy.

not only are women crazy, but they make everything complicated, and are really immature. they imbalance this world with a heat of evil, and will damn us all to hell.

[Converse]

not only are women crazy, but they make everything complicated, and are really immature. they imbalance this world with a heat of evil, and will damn us all to hell.

Girls YOUR age are immature.

[CAM]

Whatever for? You must enjoy the painful sex, the blue balls, the gas and the empty wallet.

And you guys think *we* are crazy.

Gribble - you need smacking.

I know, I know...the way you would say it, the artificial version seems practical.

Actually, dating may be a solution to the energy crisis. Men could see their gas build up to energy companies. The green energy credits could be used to offset the cost of dating.

Vashti, I don't have much to worry about when it comes to gas build up or empty wallets or anything of the sort. Kinda given up on dating. No anger or frustration with women... Some guys rant about how women are taking over or that women are mean or don't care, etc. etc. I don't feel that way because there's really no point in getting all worked up about any major societal change--one person pissing in the wind angry all the time...only that person gets wet and nothing changes. So, to hell with that.

But, I just don't think there's any point in it anymore. With rare exception, I don't have anything in common with women. And, there's no social pressure to marry or have kids; so, I just go my own way. I think that many people are feeling this way....gas build up or no gas build up

[Gigabitch]

But, I just don't think there's any point in it anymore. With rare exception, I don't have anything in common with women. And, there's no social pressure to marry or have kids; so, I just go my own way.

Well, thank you for being so clear about this and not running around leaving a trail of broken hearts behind you.

You have lots and lots of time. You could settle down in ten or twenty years and still do the family thing. You would be even more financially stable than you are now, and you could get a hot young wife. You could take her on vacation in Greece, rent a houseboat for a few weeks, cruise around the sea and congratulate yourself for waiting for the right woman to come along.

Just remember that you should hire a really frumpy nanny.

[vashti]

But, I just don't think there's any point in it anymore. With rare exception, I don't have anything in common with women. And, there's no social pressure to marry or have kids; so, I just go my own way. I think that many people are feeling this way....gas build up or no gas build up

Somehow I am having the urge to burp you like a baby.