Whatsup?

[anachronistic]

I'd like to make this the official whatsup thread. Forum is dead this week, and I'm curious what all my e-buds are doing.

Today is my birthday. I hope that there is going to be a stripper inside of my birthday cake, so I can get laid tonight-- that's something I really want right now.

From my co-workers, I got a snow globe with a picture of my head on austin power's body. It's a riot!

[TDurden]

Happy birthday! And good luck with the stripper

[vashti]

It's my daughter's birthday today, too! I made her an ice cream sundae for breakfast in bed, and we are giving her a video camera when we take her out to dinner tonight. She's having a little party a week from tomorrow.

[Gribble]

I wish you were my mom...

[vashti]

I don't provide strippers, so you probably wouldn't like it.

[dono]

Vashti is pretty much my e-mother.

[jurupa]

Vashti is pretty much my e-mother.

And she is my e-MILF.




Happy b-day lilwing and to your daughter Vashti. As far as what I did today, I went to history class (Western Civilization). Then bought a MP3 player (I hate changing cds in my car) and going to load it up with songs. Beyond that I am going to study for my mid term for History as well as my final for Internet Marketing (its a quarter class). And work on a website design for a video game site that I will be basically maintaining and hopefully get paid soon.

I know I live such an exciting life it is amazing.

[dono]

Notice that the L stands for "LIKE to." You're not getting anywhere close.

[jurupa]

Uh no shit. She is not a single mom hence the reason for the "L" else it be MIF.

[Gigabitch]

Heh heh. Jurupa's getting wittier lately.

Happy birthday, Lil' Moogle! You are officially old enough to be a POOLBOY! I hope there is a stripper in your cake too- what a great thread that would make, right?

[anachronistic]

I'm really pissed now because my mom invited a bitch of ****ing hicks that I hate over, and they wouldn't **** off.

After everyone sung happy birthday to me, this one jackass started smacking me. How's that for a day-ruiner?

[Gigabitch]

Jesus, you DO live under a rock, don't you?

Just a few months until you can put it all behind you. College awaits.

I feel for your little sister, I really do. She's gonna be stuck there for a long time.

[jurupa]

lilwing - To bad I was not there. I would have taken "care" of the hick. I hate it when people do such things to me. I don't mind it if I am in the mood to horse play, but that doesn't happen that much anymore.

[anachronistic]

If that asshole comes back, I'm going to ****ing stab him. I'm as serious as a heart attack.

[Gigabitch]

Just remember you're also an adult legally, now, so when you get hauled off to jail for stabbing him, you're going to the big boy's prison.