My Right Foot is Submerged in Warm Water.

[Junket]

Yeah, did I tell you guys how I went for a stupid ass 9 mile walk/run the other night to my friends on treacherous roads?

Well, I did.

And of course I was wearin' my insulated combat boots.

But regardless, my right foot landed in a pot hole or somethin' and I seemed to have pulled somethin' in my food near my ankle.

And it sucks, I'm walkin' gimp everywhere.

"If it's not swollen, use heat.", says my brother, so I am.

I don't wanna be a ****in' cripple this weekend!

[Gigabitch]

Maybe it will elicit kind tendencies in your girl. She'll take care of you.

[Junket]

Maybe it will elicit kind tendencies in your girl. She'll take care of you.

No, I don't want that kind of sympathy.

In wanna go strong!

[Gribble]

Ugh. That really blows. How bad is it? Maybe you can hobble around with a grimace and still outwork everyone there. That would earn you some caveman points.

[Junket]

Ugh. That really blows. How bad is it? Maybe you can hobble around with a grimace and still outwork everyone there. That would earn you some caveman points.

Outwork?

Hahahaha.

Aw, man...were you serious?

Dude, the only thing I'll be "working" on is getting in her pants.

But it is actually pretty bad, but I think I've found a way to position my foot so it hurts little to not at all without makin' me look like a retard. It's so weird, it's not the ankle, it's somethin' else. Plus my arm is still killin' me from the blood donation. Oi...

[Gribble]

Dude, the only thing I'll be "working" on is getting in her pants.

Hah! Now that I can relate to! But don't underestimate the power of hard work. I don't know why, but women seem to get turned on when you bust your ass, especially if you bust your ass for them.

Best of luck with that, man. And here's hoping that leg mends in time.

[Junket]

Ah, I spend 10 months working with her and the rest of my team, she knows what kind of worker I am, so that's a non-issue.

I just tried to pick up a heavy box, and my arm gave out.

When they said "no heavy lifting" they weren't joking.

[Gigabitch]

Dude, you're falling apart. Take it easy.

[Tiay]

um.. go have a doctor look at your leg, man!.. hey, I had a cold when I saw my bf, and then he got the cold. we kinda alternated between taking care of each other. It was still great. sure this is worse than a cold but you'll be fine!

[jagmeow]

Man, that sucks.

[Junket]

My feet still hurt a little bit, even now after the trip.

My arm is ****in' bruised as all hell.

It's only hurt more since I gave blood.

Kinda irritating when you're cuddling.