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    Help your fellow woman.

    I am a selfless crusader seeking knowledge in the fine art of pleasuring women. I'm up for private tutoring if any experienced forum regulars would care to provide it. Don't do it for me, though, do it for her.

    Failing that, perhaps you could offer some helpful advice? I want to know what I can do to maximize the chances of her having an orgasm during intercourse. At the very least, I want to ensure that she has a kickass time. What are the secrets to making sure I stay on her mind for months to come?

    Next weekend is my big date. Afterwards I'm heading back for college and I won't see my lady-friend much until summer.

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    Is this your first date with her? Wow - you are surely an optimist!

    I will speak only for myself when I say that nervousness would prevent me from having an orgasm the first time I slept with someone.

    Assuming she is not like me, I would say that oral is your best bet.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    No, not the first date. We've gone on several. This is an overnighter.

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    If only I could even get my girl's pants off to even try to perform oral.

    Damn Christian conservatism...

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    Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! I made a big mistake. I work weekends, Tonya is off on weekends. Makes it hard for us to get together. Anyway, there's this girl at my work. She's smoking hot. Tonya's admitted she was just a little jealous of the two of us. She even referred to this other girl as my girlfriend once semi-jokingly. Well, the girl from work just asked me if I'd like to go to a bar with her this Wednesday. I said yes. I'm about to screw this relationship up before it even gets off the ground. Go me! I mean she does aerobic kick boxing. Her body is flawless, and she just got her hair done in the sexiest way possible. How in the hell am I supposed to say no?
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    Grible, you are a man-whore.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    He has no will power.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    If only I could even get my girl's pants off to even try to perform oral.

    Damn Christian conservatism...
    They use that excuse on you too hu?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Great OV!!! View Post
    They use that excuse on you too hu?
    Eh, she hasn't said it outright.

    But I know that's the reasoning behind it.

    Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.

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