Paper cut on my eye!

[Junket]

FUUUUUUCK!

OOOOOOOOOOW!

****in' ****!

[Gigabitch]

How the hell did you do that?

[vashti]

Oh, yuck. That sounds painful.

[Junket]

There was like a 1 in a trillion chance something like that would've happened and it did.

I was simply moving a paper from one part of my desk to another behind me, and when I yanked the paper past me, the corner managed to slide under my glasses straight into my eye.

What the **** is that all about?!

I couldn't even open it for a straight 5 minutes.

[vashti]

You might want too call a doctor if you see any of these symptoms:

increased redness
drainage from the eye
persistent eye pain
any changes in vision
any visible abnormality of the eyeball
visible bleeding on the white part (sclera) of the eye, especially near the cornea

[misombra]

holy cow! i was just gonna ask don't you wear glasses? oh man that sucks. my dog once clawed me right in the eye and i thought i was gonna have to remove it.

i have this really strange habit of going to rub my eyes while i have my glasses on. i actually broke a pair doing that i was lucky i didn't break the glass in my eye lol.

ouch.

[Junket]

You might want too call a doctor if you see any of these symptoms:

increased redness
drainage from the eye
persistent eye pain
any changes in vision
any visible abnormality of the eyeball
visible bleeding on the white part (sclera) of the eye, especially near the cornea

'eeeey, what are ya, my mutha?

[vashti]

Heh. I'm starting nursing school in two weeks. I have to practice.

[Junket]

I was half joking when I posted this.

But with closer inspection, there is actually visible damage to my cornea and it feels like there is something constantly on my eye ball.

[vashti]

I would respond, but I wouldn't want you to think I was mothering you.

[Junket]

I would respond, but I wouldn't want you to think I was mothering you.

Vashtiiiiiiii, tell meeeeee!

Can you kiss and make it better?

[vashti]

You probably need antibiotic eye drops to prevent infection. Don't wear contact lenses. See your doctor.

[Junket]

You probably need antibiotic eye drops to prevent infection. Don't wear contact lenses. See your doctor.

So...no kiss?

[vashti]

Oops. I forgot. ::kiss::

[Junket]

Oops. I forgot. ::kiss::

Yay!

It feels better now!