Why must every guy look at porn?

[anachronistic]

you forgot peeing standing up

And of course I can play with my boobs- and there's two of them. Not sure I'd want to slap or kick with them, though.

plus, I can magically turn men into slaves with them.

Btw, is it true that balls are moving around all the time depending on temperature and such? I've never really.. watched them. I dunno, I prefer having my stuff on the inside.

yes, they contract. the move up and down. this is because, like the penis, they are all connected to the sphincter muscle.

google for it if you want to know more

[bluesummer]

personally I wouldn't mind watching porn with my bf. I wouldn't want to walk in on him though-- I'd prefer to be there helpin' (; him in the first place.

Hey, if I walked in, I'd probably just help him finish the job.

[Junket]

Yeah, they move around, but you don't notice it.

[Tiay]

I'm a bit grossed out at the testicles thing... What happens if you sit down in a room that has a certain temperature and they, like, expand into some fold of your jeans, and then pinch you when you have to move?

Hey, if I walked in, I'd probably just help him finish the job.

heh yeah. In fact, my goal is to be the cool girlfriend. After all, in a serious long term relationship you should be your partners only portal of sexual release, and if you start outlawing porn, being closed minded, etc, they'll eventually become frustrated and possibly even seek a different person to get that from.

[anachronistic]

you never notice it unless you sit there and stare at your boyfriends balls. no joke.

and i find it uncomfy when people walk in when i am watching porn. but that is just me lol

[Rob26]

Well, to address just one of your questions, I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with a slut but when I'm watching porn-sluts I'm not imagining myself in a relationship with them!

[Junket]

I'm a bit grossed out at the testicles thing... What happens if you sit down in a room that has a certain temperature and they, like, expand into some fold of your jeans, and then pinch you when you have to move?

Well...yeah, that kind of happens, I've definitely crushed my balls a few times when I'm sitting in certain positions. And why do you think guys are constantly adjusting themselves?

[anachronistic]

why do you think guys are constantly adjusting themselves?

lol now i feel less alone.

[vashti]

I'm a bit grossed out at the testicles thing... What happens if you sit down in a room that has a certain temperature and they, like, expand into some fold of your jeans, and then pinch you when you have to move?

Have you seen men sitting down while wearing shorts with no underwear in hot weather? Yuck. Tuck them in, guys.

[Tiay]

god.. that's awkward!! I definitely prefer having my stuff on the inside..

as for porn.. well that's the point- I wouldn't want my bf to feel bad if I "caught" him. I'd join him rather than judge him

[anachronistic]

I'll admit to watching porn now and then, and reading erotica also. It just makes masturbating less.... well, boring.

right now i am reading family secret by john kellerman. great classic

[jagmeow]

My girlfriends mom offered to give her some her porn movies so she could learn from them. When she told me this, I fell over laughing for about 10 minutes.


I don't watch it for pleasure, I have my girl for that, but I will watch to see how some certain things are done. Like oral perhaps. Then go on a real sex website and read up on it to compare.

[anachronistic]

monkey see monkey do.

[jagmeow]

Pretty much. After awhile, you can build off what you see.

[anachronistic]

i've learned through life, that if you teach yourself things, you put yourself apart from everyone around you. you do things differently. people respect that so much more.

plus the things i have taught myself, i will never forget, because i have basically created them.