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    I Rule!

    I just gave my girlfriend a 40 second super orgasm.

    I feel very manly right now. It was so good infact, she couldn't handle it and started to shake.

    Excuse me now, I have to go to dinner.

    Of course, the night is not over.
    Last edited by jagmeow; 23-12-06 at 12:06 PM.
    "When I am Emperor of the world, I will crush you, your family, your friends and everything you like."

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    lucky girl.

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    I've seen too many porn flicks to share an appraisal, but I think you're a very nice guy XD

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    I think independent confirmation should be required.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    You are just jealous.

    We're taking a break so I came here.












    Got to go!
    "When I am Emperor of the world, I will crush you, your family, your friends and everything you like."

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    Quote Originally Posted by generalj
    we're taking a break
    trouble in paradise, eh?

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    Link to prove otherwise!

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Zarathu View Post
    You sound like me now.
    Did you think you were gonna stay on top forever?

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    Quote Originally Posted by generaljag@hotm View Post
    I just gave my girlfriend a 40 second super orgasm.

    I feel very manly right now. It was so good infact, she couldn't handle it and started to shake.

    Excuse me now, I have to go to dinner.

    Of course, the night is not over.
    my ex got orgasms from making out with me

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    haha. It was great. We took a shower this morning. Man, that was awesome. I gave her a great oral.







    I'm manly.
    "When I am Emperor of the world, I will crush you, your family, your friends and everything you like."

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    When she's ready man. I am not gonna rush her. Besides, when we we're in the shower I just wanted to bang her so bad. But I didn't.

    She did give me a hand job though, that was pretty nice. She's got long slender fingers so she can make all sorts of motions I can't. It was pretty good.

    She'll get there is time. Then all my waiting will be all the more mind blowing.
    "When I am Emperor of the world, I will crush you, your family, your friends and everything you like."

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Zarathu View Post
    So she doesn't want to blow you because she's "not ready?" But she's ready to receive....

    Asshole. She's using it.
    i agree.

    if she isn't ready to give, she isn't ready to recieve.

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    jag, I don't agree with some of your views, but damn, you treat your gf well. I remember the first time I flew out to visit my bf.. and where most guys would've gotten naked and taken it further, he just somehow knew I wasn't ready for that level of petting yet. And no matter how much I'd get him hot, he'd resist, not touch me where I didn't want to be touched yet, and finished himself off later. And for that patience, I am eternally grateful- it has made me respect him on a whole new level, and there has and will be plenty of pay-off

    edit: tho, I gotta agree, you only giving oral and not receiving it is quite unequal. I would not be comfortable with just receiving, i'd feel guilty as hell.

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    Oh, stop your bitching, boys. You males have been getting a free ride in the sex arena since the beginning of time. It's about time a girl gets hers first.

    BTW - what kind of mom offers to give her daughter porn to learn how to give a blow job? (Isn't that what you said?) That is freakin' weird.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiay View Post
    jag, I don't agree with some of your views, but damn, you treat your gf well. I remember the first time I flew out to visit my bf.. and where most guys would've gotten naked and taken it further, he just somehow knew I wasn't ready for that level of petting yet. And no matter how much I'd get him hot, he'd resist, not touch me where I didn't want to be touched yet, and finished himself off later. And for that patience, I am eternally grateful- it has made me respect him on a whole new level, and there has and will be plenty of pay-off

    edit: tho, I gotta agree, you only giving oral and not receiving it is quite unequal. I would not be comfortable with just receiving, i'd feel guilty as hell.
    he treats her well, but she doesnt treat him equally back. i don't sense the mutual part of this.

    after i gave my ex tongue, she was bouncing off the walls so much, that i didn't even have to ask her to do it. and she deepthroated when she was really horny.

    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    BTW - what kind of mom offers to give her daughter porn to learn how to give a blow job? That is freakin' weird.
    i thought that was pretty ****ed up too.

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