Merry Christmas Everyone

[Sami09]

Christmas is coming is everyone getting excited . Are you guys last minutes shopping or do you like to be early. Christmas is serious the best time of year. We got snow last nite here. Let not forget the christmas treats like the cookies every year we make does everyone else do that.

[Gigabitch]

Yipe, Christmas. I have done nothing.

[Kiechi]

Happy Christmas to you, too, Sami. I am just about done with my holiday shopping . My daughter is very easy to buy for, but my son is difficult because he never really wants anything, which of course makes me more interested in finding him something to reward his lack of greediness.

Fleshlight?

[Kiechi]

iPod speakers, tennis shoes, and gift certificates for his favorite clothing store.

She is getting Dance Dance Revolution, a purple music stand, clothes....

I don't enjoy Crimbo nomore. It's lost it's magic... it's touch it used to have when I was younger.

[Kiechi]

What is "Crimbo"?

Take a wild guess.

[Kiechi]

::laughing::

It must be the DDR.

Yeah, well she is only 13. She thinks it looks like fun.

Maybe you're being sarky? Maybe not?

Crimbo = Christmas

As for DDR, it is fun. Hope she enjoys it.

[Kiechi]

No - I wasn't being sarky. I never heard of "Crimbo". Anyway, I don't like Christmas, either, so you can come to my house to celebrate Hanukkah. I make good latkes.

It's a Brit thing.

Latkes sound lovely. I'll put it down on my "Things to do before I die list".

[Kiechi]

Be careful where you get them. Some of them aren't so good because in an effort to make them "healthier" some cooks omit the salt. Also, no matter what they tell you, they should NOT be eaten with applesauce on top.

Do you have sunday roasts in America?

[Kiechi]

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sunday_roast_-_roast_beef_1.jpg[/url]

mmmm

[Sami09]

vasti how old is your daughter. It just seen like everyone wants ipog now but they are forsure pricey. How old is your son is he younger and just isnt sure what he wants yets.

[Kiechi]

I want a Ipog aswell...

[Sami09]

For me i want a digital camera.

[Gigabitch]

People in Hell want water.

[King Zarathu]

Christmas is coming(1) is everyone getting excited (2). Are you guys last minutes shopping or do you like to be early(3). Christmas is serious(4) the best time of year. We got snow last nite(5) here. Let(6) not forget the (7)christmas treats like the cookies every year (8)we make does everyone else do that.

(1) Lack of punctuation.
(2) Incorrect punctuation.
(3) Incorrect punctuation.
(4) *seriously
(5) *night
(6) *Let's
(7) *Christmas
(8) Sentence gets totally ****ed up at this point. Consider revising.

vasti(1) how old is your daughter(2). It just seen(3) like everyone wants ipog(4) now but they are for(5)sure pricey. How old is your son(6) (7)is he younger(8) (9)and just isn(10)t sure what he wants yets(11).(12)

(1) *Vashti, or *bitch
(2) Incorrect punctuation.
(3) *seems
(4) *iPod
(5) *for sure, but you should use "but they sure are"
(6) Lack of punctuation.
(7) Capitalize. See (6).
(8) Lack of punctuation.
(9) Sentence gets totally ****ed up at this point. Consider revising.
(10) *isn't
(11) "Yets?" Are you ****ing stupid?
(12) Kill yourself.

For me (1)i want a digital camera.

(1) Anything before this point is unnecessary and needs to be removed. Capitalize. And while you're at it, quit your job as a custodian and go back to elementary school.

[Kiechi]

(1) Lack of punctuation.
(2) Incorrect punctuation.
(3) Incorrect punctuation.
(4) *seriously
(5) *night
(6) *Let's
(7) *Christmas
(8) Sentence gets totally ****ed up at this point. Consider revising.



(1) *Vashti, or *bitch
(2) Incorrect punctuation.
(3) *seems
(4) *iPod
(5) *for sure, but you should use "but they sure are"
(6) Lack of punctuation.
(7) Capitalize. See (6).
(8) Lack of punctuation.
(9) Sentence gets totally ****ed up at this point. Consider revising.
(10) *isn't
(11) "Yets?" Are you ****ing stupid?
(12) Kill yourself.


(1) Anything before this point is unnecessary and needs to be removed. Capitalize. And while you're at it, quit your job as a custodian and go back to elementary school.

Haha! That made me chuckle.