Mature Woman

[King Zarathu]

You didn't really say that.

Do I have to write it in bold?

[King Zarathu]

Oh, COME ON!

You mean to tell me that you read all of, "The Sun Also Rises" and DIDN'T fall asleep?! What the hell is that?


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May I have another?

[King Zarathu]

Have you read "A Farewell to Arms"

No.

or "The Old Man and the Sea"?

No.

They aren't classics for nothing, you illiterate child.

Bullshit.

[King Zarathu]

A Farewell to Arms is one of my favorites. It takes place during WWI.

It wouldn't have been your favorite if it had taken place during WWII.

[Gigabitch]

From:
Los Angeles, CA US

To:
Dallas, TX US


Total Est. Time: 20 hours, 55 minutes
Total Est. Distance: 1438.05 miles




This is how long Zarathu has to live.

[Kiechi]

I like war stories, but only when Jews die.

You went too far with that one.

[King Zarathu]

Sorry, TDurden dared me.

[jurupa]

From:
Los Angeles, CA US

To:
Dallas, TX US


Total Est. Time: 20 hours, 55 minutes
Total Est. Distance: 1438.05 miles




This is how long Zarathu has to live.

I thought you lived in New Mexico Giga? But let me drive, I go 100 MPH plus no problem.

[Kiechi]

TDurden, tut tut tut.

[King Zarathu]

I thought you lived in New Mexico Giga? But let me drive, I go 100 MPH plus no problem.

Oh my God.... Just stop.

[Gigabitch]

I thought you lived in New Mexico Giga? But let me drive, I go 100 MPH plus no problem.

I do. But YOU live in LA, and so does someone else around here.

[King Zarathu]

I do. But YOU live in LA, and so does someone else around here.

- . -

[jurupa]

I do. But YOU live in LA, and so does someone else around here.

I think your think of Vashti? She lives in the real L.A city, I live south of it in a county call Orange County.

[King Zarathu]

Hey, give me a break. My day sucked. I had a Jewish girl tell me she had a prejudice against Arabs today, and she kept talking about how pro-Israel she was. It was really awkward.

because he doesn't like Jewish people because he is a red-neck Texan.

Run-on sentence; consider revising.
*redneck

[jurupa]

I live in Los Angeles County, not the city. I would come and visit you jurupa, but not skaterboy because he doesn't like Jewish people because he is a red-neck Texan.

Sweet. I can be your body guard for the day. Nt like you need one or anything.