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    Quote Originally Posted by jurupa View Post
    Where is the bar here anyway? I think I need a drink while I watch this.

    (Goes off to find the LoveForum bar)
    Take your drunk ass back to college so you can go back to learning primitive bullshit like MS Access. The more you reply to anything I have to say, the more I want to kill yourself with your obstinate daftness and inability to detect sarcasm in even the most blatant form. The only thing you'll be able to do to save yourself from failure is do something you're better at, like prostituting your body to homeless druggies. Just kidding. Even the poor bastards with maggots crawling out of their nose wouldn't dare get close to you.

    It looks like you won't be able to afford surgery to fix the wrinkles that make you look 60 after all. Retire without money; it would suit your physiognomy.

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    I think Zarathu ran off my date. Goddamn you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch
    I think Zarathu ran off my date. Goddamn you.
    I ****ing swear, if you open your mouth again, I'm going to throw you from New Mexico to Mexico, next to CherriBlossomTits so you can get stuffed with everybody's burrito. Maybe then you can visit a therapist who actually does his job, instead of letting you remain the disgusting hippie the image of your flat chest says about yourself. It'll be a shame for your daughter, but that'll only last a few minutes, seeing as I'll shove her in a cage and feed her popcorn and semen for the rest of her life. I'll let Cybog take his turn now and then.

    Quick! Slit your wrists before your boyfriend leaves your Irish and repulsive visage again!


    Just kidding. Spare me the glory and let me do it.

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    Twat's that? I'm sorry... I cunt hear you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    I think Zarathu ran off my date. Goddamn you.
    The donkey did not run me off, and two you forgot I that I fight.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zarathu View Post
    Take your drunk ass back to college so you can go back to learning primitive bullshit like MS Access. The more you reply to anything I have to say, the more I want to kill yourself with your obstinate daftness and inability to detect sarcasm in even the most blatant form. The only thing you'll be able to do to save yourself from failure is do something you're better at, like prostituting your body to homeless druggies. Just kidding. Even the poor bastards with maggots crawling out of their nose wouldn't dare get close to you.

    It looks like you won't be able to afford surgery to fix the wrinkles that make you look 60 after all. Retire without money; it would suit your physiognomy.
    Well the donkey finnally moves his ass where I am how cute. But the sad part is that your not packing anything usefull anyway and you try to be Maddox when your not even close to him. Maybe I should give you the book "How To Socialize for Dummies" as it may become usefull since you spend more time learning programing than anything else. Oh wait I forgot you also know how to made rude remarks but then you are a donkey and donkeys do do such things. But now you have something to haul you should start hauling your new book to your stable and read it as you may need it when you decide to come outside when your 30.

    And as far as money goes I know your jealous that I will end up with more money than you and will be doing less work than you in my life time. And the best part of it is all of the money is legal and none of it came from having sex either. Also I would not get my face fix when I am 60 as I am not in favor of plastic surgery. I rather be old and ulgy than have a plastic face. I also gave you a beer since you need one. And for the record I am not drunk.

    But in the end its always funny watching a donkey clean pools.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zarathu View Post
    Oh my God. Get off the internet, you ****ing peasant. You look Mexican, so put on your hat and go play with the rest of the construction workers your age, so that you can sound even more incoherent than you're already trying to be while you're getting raped by more idiots like yourself who have had no ambitions in life other than desperately wishing upon a ****ing star that God would give them the opportunity to mix the concrete they've always dreamed of. Not only will you reveal the truth to everybody by making yourself look like the lowlife you really are, you'll save yourself tons of money as you might not have a need for the liposuction you've been dropping coins in your piggy bank for.

    Do the world a favor and kill yourself.
    *chuckle* I look like a mexican?

    Now, if I wish on a ****ing star, does that mean I will get ****ed? Cuz that would be nice. Where can I find one of these ****ing stars?

    Ha ha, CherriBlossomTits? I am so changing that to my username.
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    Oi! CBT! Can you tell some of your cunados to let me outta here? I've had enough burritos to last me a while, and apparently, my chest has gone flat. It's also time for me to give Zarathu his daily Hot Gin Enema. He likes that. it makes him peaceful.
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    What's going on?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Converse View Post
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    Nah I don't wanna get offended haha.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eurasian
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    Quote Originally Posted by Converse View Post
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    Nothing's fine I'm torn

    I'm all out of faith
    This is how I feel
    I'm cold and I am shamed
    Lying naked on the floor
    Illusion never changed
    Into something real
    I'm wide awake
    And I can see
    The perfect sky is torn
    You're a little late
    I'm already torn

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