My male advice to women

[itsmeyesitis]

Title should be MY MALE ADVICE ABOUT WOMEN



going to go ahead and say this...
let's say you get 5 numbers at a bar, more than likely ONLY ONE girl will call back.

Cocky + funny lines, shows a girl you're confident and funny
don't be negative, who likes to be around people who bitch all the time
the "bad boy" image works
tell them you have extremely high standards
you are the catch/selecter, not them
make her pay for herself on the first, now don't go to a expensive ass restaurant, go to a coffee shop
when making a move on a girl take two steps forward and one step back. put hand on her, pull it back. put it back, start kissing her quit and leave hand on.
don't be ****ing romantic on every date. it loses value. and don't tell her to dress nice, surprise her.
don't be predictible
make her live in YOUR reality. very confusing, but very powerful.

some things i forgot:
bust her balls, most women feel like their loyal, attractive, nice, kind, JOKINGLY tell her different

and most important...
WOMEN ARE NOT LOGICAL

[vashti]

I don't believe I have ever seen a woman come onto this forum and post tips for how to catch a man. You guys are funny.

Zarathu - ignore this post for your date on Saturday, and don't be a cheap bastard on your first date. Boys who can't afford a coffee shop meal ought not be dating.

[itsmeyesitis]

I don't believe I have ever seen a woman come onto this forum and post tips for how to catch a man. You guys are funny.

Zarathu - ignore this post for your date on Saturday, and don't be a cheap bastard on your first date. Boys who can't afford a coffee shop meal ought not be dating.

the ****, i'm a male
and no, trust me dude, make her pay.

[Junket]

You're new, I understand, but regardless, you're beatin' a dead horse.

Don't think 'cause this place is called "loveforum" that we're a bunch of hopeless romantic pussies.

[itsmeyesitis]

You're new, I understand, but regardless, you're beatin' a dead horse.

Don't think 'cause this place is called "loveforum" that we're a bunch of hopeless romantic pussies.

i'm really not trying to, just trying to give advice to people, i'm not trying to act all high and mighty, but i would have killed for some this advice awhile back, opened my eyes to a lot of things.
and oh yeah, how the **** do you fix a damn title.

[vashti]

the ****, i'm a male
and no, trust me dude, make her pay.

I am not confused about your gender, and I'm not a dude. I'm a female and I would NEVER pay for a first date unless I did the inviting.

[itsmeyesitis]

I am not confused about your gender, and I'm not a dude. I'm a female and I would NEVER pay for a first date unless I did the inviting.

i'm saying, make her pay for her meal.

[King Zarathu]

the ****, i'm a male
and no, trust me dude, make her pay.

Hah! Dude, I've always had my shit down when it comes to attraction. Making her pay is only a good idea if you walk up to some random chick in a bar and say, "You going to ask me if you can buy me a drink?"

Otherwise, be a man.

[vashti]

i'm saying, make her pay for her meal.

Are you poor?

[King Zarathu]

Are you poor?

If wealth is intellect, yes he is.

[itsmeyesitis]

my reasons *I* don't pay..
why waste money that won't possibly get me any sex, or any relationaship.
i didn't know a 1.99 drink can kill a woman's budget.
now, if i was going on my 6th date with her, I might pay, it depends.

and no, i'm not poor, but is the woman?

[King Zarathu]

my reasons *I* don't pay..
why waste money that won't possibly get me any sex, or any relationaship.
i didn't know a 1.99 drink can kill a woman's budget.
now, if i was going on my 6th date with her, I might pay, it depends.

and no, i'm not poor, but is the woman?

Unfortunately, society is slightly ****ed up, and it's only traditional that the guy pays. I wish it was vice-versa, but hey, that's not the way it is. Why would women date you if they can date somebody else who is willing to pay for their shit?

[itsmeyesitis]

Unfortunately, society is slightly ****ed up, and it's only traditional that the guy pays. I wish it was vice-versa, but hey, that's not the way it is. Why would women date you if they can date somebody else who is willing to pay for their shit?

answer me this...
who do you see attractive women with
assholes or nice guys

[vashti]

You miss the point. If you ask her out, you should pay. If she asks you out, she should pay. That is just good manners.

[King Zarathu]

answer me this...
who do you see attractive women with
assholes or nice guys

You are trying WAY too hard to pull DeAngelo off. Girls are with assholes, yes, but they don't let random guys **** them just because they're assholes. Chances are, there's more background information on it.