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Missionary (guy on top) variations
girl on top
Doggy
other
girls what sexual position do you prefer and please let us know why
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Missionary (guy on top) variations
girl on top
Doggy
other
girls what sexual position do you prefer and please let us know why
They prefer holding brooms and sweeping the kitchen while you play Counter-Strike.
My favorite is the one that leads to orgasm. Duh.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
I like missionary because it's easy for you to get up and fetch me a glass of water afterwards.
I like being on top. I find that I don't get much stimulation from missionary. Doggy is OK.
I rule.
I like being on top because you are more in control. I always have the best orgasms when I'm on top. Doggy, meh. Missionary can be good too.
Like vash says, whichever leads to orgasm!
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
**** yeah! When I get married, I'm going to have a bell I ring whenever I want beer. Then, they bring it to me.
Also, I'm going to have make them wear cowbells whenever they're conscious (as opposed to unconscious after I beat them) so that I can hide the six chicks I picked up at the bar in my closet before the wife walks in.
You guys are dreaming.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
Shame on you, Aegis, for encouraging this fantasy.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
That's awesome, but you also said "ideally." As we know, women are the farthest thing from the "ideal," after getting your cock stuck in your zipper.
So, I'd have to hide them in the closet before she starts bitching and whining about why she can't satisfy me, followed by me smacking her across the face, and yeah...just too much drama. I'd rather hide the bitches, unless I'm about to cum. If I'm about to cum and she walks in, I'll just jizz in her mouth so she's unable to speak for just that much longer.