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    Not-Hot Todd

    A message to the boys:

    There is a fine line between drinking to lower your inhibitions and boost your courage, enabling you to go and talk to that female you've been eyeing and getting shitty drunk and annoying someone.

    This happened to me the other night- I think the guy actually crossed that line as he was crossing the room, and let me tell you: getting hit on by a drunk guy SUCKS.

    His name was Todd. He will NOT be my new houseboy.

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    lol yeah. this one guy tried hitting on me all ****ed up and he stuck his tongue down my throat. it was gross.

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    One of the more memorable drunken gross guys I have experienced was the one who asked me to dance and then proceeded to try rubbing his huge erection on me.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    And this is one small reason why I don't want to get drunk, buzz okay, but not drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jurupa View Post
    And this is one small reason why I don't want to get drunk, buzz okay, but not drunk.

    Yay for you- and for all the girls you meet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra View Post
    lol yeah. this one guy tried hitting on me all ****ed up and he stuck his tongue down my throat. it was gross.
    I guess you could be happy that he didn't choose that particular moment to vomit.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    I guess you could be happy that he didn't choose that particular moment to vomit.
    Oh, my GOD! I am soooooooo grossed out and cackling.

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    double ew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    A message to the boys:

    There is a fine line between drinking to lower your inhibitions and boost your courage, enabling you to go and talk to that female you've been eyeing and getting shitty drunk and annoying someone.

    This happened to me the other night- I think the guy actually crossed that line as he was crossing the room, and let me tell you: getting hit on by a drunk guy SUCKS.

    His name was Todd. He will NOT be my new houseboy.
    Yikes.

    I think the one drink per hour rule is good for guys in this situation. You'll get the courage, without the disasterous results.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jurupa View Post
    And this is one small reason why I don't want to get drunk, buzz okay, but not drunk.
    I got you beat.

    I won't drink.

    Period.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    I got you beat.

    I won't drink.

    Period.
    Oh, my God. You're volatile enough as it is. You would NOT be a happy drunk, Fras.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Oh, my God. You're volatile enough as it is. You would NOT be a happy drunk, Fras.
    Who says?!

    I'm a very happy person, so long as I'm not unhappy.

    In fact I think I would be a blast to be around if I were drunk.

    Unfortunately however I don't think we'll ever truly find out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    I got you beat.

    I won't drink.

    Period.
    Uh you do know that I bearly average one beer a year. Ya you read it right. There are basically three main reason why I bearly drink they are:

    1. Alcoholism runs on both sides of the family and it is in the males only
    2. Cancer runs on both sides of the family and it is in both females (for them it is breast cancer) and for males (anything you can think of us males can get it)
    3. My dad trying to impose his college drinking life style on me, and yes he does have a mild form of alcoholism and trying to cure him of it would be like trying to make a die hard republican a democrat.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Yay for you- and for all the girls you meet.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    Who says?!

    I'm a very happy person, so long as I'm not unhappy.

    In fact I think I would be a blast to be around if I were drunk.

    Unfortunately however I don't think we'll ever truly find out...

    Okay, well, only if you were hanging out with me and others who appreciate you. No xbox forum members and definitely not derm.

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