*cough*

[King Zarathu]

I wake up this morning, sitting on my computer browsing my forums, and Mom comes in saying, "good morning! I'm going to go see the psychic."

Me, being one of the most skeptical people you've ever met (just kidding, I am the most skeptical person you've ever met) raised an eyebrow and asked, "uhhh..., What psychic?"

"She's going to read my palms and tell me the future."

"...."

"...."

"Mom, you know it's bullshit." <--- Ignored statement?

"That's alright, it doesn't bother me." <--- Dumbass?

[vashti]

Well, it could be looked at as a form of harmless (but expensive) fun. Probably it is cheaper than smoking the hookah.

[King Zarathu]

No. Shisha right now is around $10, but getting palm readings are $50+

[vashti]

But does she do it every weekend or less than once every five weeks?

[King Zarathu]

I think this is probably her 1st or 2nd time. Is it satisfying some female need that men don't normally understand?

[vashti]

I don't know - I am female and I don't have the need.

I have done it before, but only because I was with a group of women who ALL did it and it was just for fun. The fortune teller insisted I have three kids, when I am pretty sure I only have two. Also, she claimed I was an Indian princess in a former life. (rolling eyes)

[King Zarathu]

I have done it before, but only because I was with a group of women who ALL did it

Everyone else is doing it, that means you should too!

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[Junket]

Is your mom psycho?

'Cause mine is.

[King Zarathu]

Is your mom psycho?

'Cause mine is.

Yeah. Both of my parents are psycho.

[vashti]

Everyone else is doing it, that means you should too!

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Nah, it wasn't like that. We were all together on a girl's weekend away, staying in a hotel together in Palm Springs... I would have been a pain in the @ss by refusing since no one else would have gone, and as I said, it was only harmless fun. Sometimes you have to go with the flow.

[King Zarathu]

@ss

You know, you shouldn't censor your vulgarities. That's wimpy, and furthermore not attractive to women.

[vashti]

Sorry, I post on another forum that doesn't allow profanity, so I am in the habit of self-editing.

[King Zarathu]

Sorry, I post on another forum that doesn't allow profanity, so I am in the habit of self-editing.

You should work on self-editing those typos.

[vashti]

You should work on self-editing those typos.

SMACK!!

Quit pestering me. Have you not learned to respect your elders?

[King Zarathu]

SMACK!!

Rar... may I have another?

Quit pestering me. Have you not learned to respect your elders?

Oops.. I forgot you have 20 years more life experience than I do. Oldie.