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>On a transatlantic flight, a plane passed through a severe storm. The
>turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was
>struck by lightning.
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>One woman in particular lost it. Screaming, she stood up in the front of
>the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wailed. Then she yelled, "Well, if
>I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is
>there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
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>For a moment, there was silence. Everyone had forgotten his or her own
>peril. Eyes riveted, they all stared at the desperate woman at the front
>of the plane.
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>Then a man from Texas stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome,
>tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he
>started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.
>No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.
>She gasped.
>
>He looked into her eyes and said, "Iron this -- and then get me a beer
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25-08-06, 06:55 AM #1
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Only A Texas Man Can Make You Feel Like A Woman
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25-08-06, 06:58 AM #2
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Typical man...
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25-08-06, 07:06 AM #3
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let me guess.. and to make him feel like a man.. she threw it back in his face and told him to iron it himself, and that the bills for this month are on the table..
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25-08-06, 07:13 AM #4
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My ex-boyfriend sent me that in an e-mail today. I thought it was hilarious. I guess it sounds kind-of male-bashing, doesn't it?
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25-08-06, 07:20 AM #5
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no.. lol.. my female cousins in Israel and Greece send me guy bashing jokes all the time.. shoot.. lol.. when I find some.. (i'll look on my Yahoo tonight).. but When i do.. i'll post them up.. really really funny...
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25-08-06, 07:59 AM #6
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Cute, giga!
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
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25-08-06, 08:36 AM #7
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I love when ladies post those type of jokes.
I guess it means they actually find them funny, which obviously should be cause for concern from a ladies point of view
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25-08-06, 08:42 AM #8
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umm, you do realize that one more bad comment and you get banned right??
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25-08-06, 08:43 AM #9
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Is that true? Who says?
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25-08-06, 08:47 AM #10
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his rep is at ONE!!!
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25-08-06, 08:48 AM #11
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I will not be the one to do the honors...
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25-08-06, 08:58 AM #12
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I don't think that means he will be booted out of the forum. I think it just means that people think his advice sucks.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
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25-08-06, 09:23 AM #13
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well.. that.. or his comments.. since he hasn't given much advice.. but he let us all know that he's eating dinner now..
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25-08-06, 09:27 AM #14
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Well, I just tried to take a point away to see what would happen, and it won't go down to zero, so I guess he is safe.
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25-08-06, 09:28 AM #15
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i just gave him rep because I like him and I don't want him to get the boot.
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