if so, what?
if so, what?
Haha. I'm not a big dirty talker, however I have been asked dirty things during sex in which I have replied to.
Why do you want to know? I can tell you some things, but this is an interesting topic!
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love; but then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love; to be happy then is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy; therefore to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
Sometimes it can be a huge turn-on to have someone tell me what to do. I don't want to be called any nasty names or be humiliated, because I've never thought I was "bad" for liking sex.
It's a fine line, though. Not everybody can do it.
I havent, but i would love to hear some examples.
1. im gonna **** you softly
2. ima gonna screw you gently
3. ima hump you sweetly
4. ima ball you discreetly
I'm not sure what kind of "dirty things" you have in mind.
Sometimes during foreplay or afterplay I will goad my wife into describing some of our more memorable lovemaking times - giving our virginities - her first orgasm - various beaches where we left her bare ass-print - other outdoor encounters - the chocolate syrup - Amtrak sleeper car - the swings - the fireplace at my parents' house - etc.
Other "dirty talk" needs to be well-integrated with other activities and body language to be effective, and really needs to be spontaneous and sincere rather than rehearsed or used for the pure shock effect.
If I am successful at getting her very turned on, but witholding what she really needs for her primary orgasm, she will demand "Get that f***'n thing inside me!!". This is a turn-on, but even more useful afterwards because it is SO out of character for her. She gets really embarrassed when I remind her that she actually said that!
On a few occasions, after she's totally satisfied and it's time to bring things to a close, she has wrapped her legs around my hips, pulled me in, and given a few Kegel squeezes while whispering in my ear, "I want your baby.".
Come on! Those all sound like emo band names!Originally Posted by lilwing89
LMAO actually its lyrics to jack black's '**** her gently'Originally Posted by Zarathu
lol now that is a turn onOn a few occasions, after she's totally satisfied and it's time to bring things to a close, she has wrapped her legs around my hips, pulled me in, and given a few Kegel squeezes while whispering in my ear, "I want your baby.".
yea i dont think tenacious D is the best example for dirty talk.
No because i 'm so romantic!!! lol
Dirty things can be romantic with the proper sickening twist.Originally Posted by CoolBetty
i say dirty things during sex. i can't tell you what they are cause i'd get banned.
Hell yeah! It's amusing.
Originally Posted by Spencer
i do say some things but im more in moaning and sexual reactions