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    Masturbation....

    So i just learned that my girlfriend masturbates in the most extraordinary way. She lies down face first on the bed. And then she rotates her hips and whole torso, and apparantly she gets off in about a minute.

    Any one else ever heard of this?

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    Are you sure she isn't thinking about sadomasochistic children beating the shit out of their pets? If not, I'm ****ing clueless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BFTrick

    Any one else ever heard of this?
    ......yes.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti
    ......yes.
    And by "heard this" he really meant "did this".

    So Vash, tell us of your experiences with this method of getmeoffology.

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    Yeah, I have.
    To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love; but then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love; to be happy then is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy; therefore to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

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    I have heard of this as well. I suppose, whatever gets you off!
    Appreciate the good times and learn from the bad times....


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    It doesn't sound that weird. I was expecting something involving peanut butter and a toaster, or maybe the heater vent.

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    Boys are so conventional.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch
    It doesn't sound that weird. I was expecting something involving peanut butter and a toaster, or maybe the heater vent.
    No, but ****ing on a running dryer sure is hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zarathu
    No, but ****ing on a running dryer sure is hot.
    Try the "cool air" cycle.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    yes boys, girls can get off very quickly and easily without you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti
    Try the "cool air" cycle.
    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR COLD

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti
    Try the "cool air" cycle.
    If that's the way you like it....

    >.>


    <.<

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    Yeah actually... that's how a number of my friends that are girls get off...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dono View Post
    Yeah actually... that's how a number of my friends that are girls get off...
    On cool cycle?

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