So i just learned that my girlfriend masturbates in the most extraordinary way. She lies down face first on the bed. And then she rotates her hips and whole torso, and apparantly she gets off in about a minute.
Any one else ever heard of this?
So i just learned that my girlfriend masturbates in the most extraordinary way. She lies down face first on the bed. And then she rotates her hips and whole torso, and apparantly she gets off in about a minute.
Any one else ever heard of this?
Are you sure she isn't thinking about sadomasochistic children beating the shit out of their pets? If not, I'm ****ing clueless.
......yes.Originally Posted by BFTrick
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
And by "heard this" he really meant "did this".Originally Posted by vashti
So Vash, tell us of your experiences with this method of getmeoffology.
Yeah, I have.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love; but then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love; to be happy then is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy; therefore to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
I have heard of this as well. I suppose, whatever gets you off!
Appreciate the good times and learn from the bad times....
It doesn't sound that weird. I was expecting something involving peanut butter and a toaster, or maybe the heater vent.
Boys are so conventional.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
No, but ****ing on a running dryer sure is hot.Originally Posted by Gigabitch
Try the "cool air" cycle.Originally Posted by Zarathu
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
yes boys, girls can get off very quickly and easily without you.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR COLDOriginally Posted by vashti
If that's the way you like it....Originally Posted by vashti
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Yeah actually... that's how a number of my friends that are girls get off...