Cum In The Eyes

[XPixiedustX]

Welcome to the Gates of Hell.

what does that mean?

[King Zarathu]

It was random. I just overdosed on caffeine XD so I think I'm getting back to normal now...

Do you like Greece? I heard it's really pretty...

[Tiay]

haha omg I cannot stop laughing!

but in all seriousness.. this is obviously an individual thing, like so many sexual things. It's pretty safe to say that any foreign thing in your eyes which makes them sting and swell up is bad news.

.. Doesn't anybody masturbate into a tissue? I've only known two guys well enough to know their 'technique' and they both do that. I mean, if it's splattering into your eyes on occasion, you must be making quite a mess.
or, you could wear goggles.


forgive me, I simply have to close with this chat quote from bash.org:

<anamexis> oh man

<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right

--> Beefpile has JOINED #themacmind

<anamexis> and it exploded

<anamexis> almost all over my keyboard

<anamexis> but I got it away just in time

<-- Beefpile has QUIT (sick ****ers)

[King Zarathu]

or, you could wear googles.

Goggles?! He'd look like a ****ing nerd if he jacked off while wearing goggles.


This would be him.

But if he wanted to take extra precaution and make sure not get any on the upper right area of hair in his left nostril, he would wear something a little more "heavy-duty" such as:

[XPixiedustX]

It was random. I just overdosed on caffeine XD so I think I'm getting back to normal now...

Do you like Greece? I heard it's really pretty...

I understand...and yes Greece IS very pretty!

[Tiay]

you people are obviously trying to kill me via laughter. that, and sleep deprivation - its almost dawn here.. night all

[Tone]

Goggles?! He'd look like a ****ing nerd if he jacked off while wearing goggles.


This would be him.

But if he wanted to take extra precaution and make sure not get any on the upper right area of hair in his left nostril, he would wear something a little more "heavy-duty" such as:

hahahaha


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[kanzaki]

Awesomeness. I was with mine for 3 years, just ended a couple weeks ago. Best of luck to you.

its always the 3 years thing

but hey! its a record that u kept one for so long, tot u change gf every 3 hours, or is that mistresses?

[kanzaki]

okieeee


i think this is how it goes



ok sir i am ready to jack myself SIR!

and for gay partnes who loves to watch

[blue]

imo its not demaning just dont get it in my eye ok