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    Quote Originally Posted by Pears
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    LOL this made me laugh, and made me think of LILwing again! HAHAHA
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    Yes yes, very funny - everyone get your laughs in.

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    You guys are only laughing because you must have forgotten that Lilwing put the damn cucumber back in the bin for general consumption. I am still grossed out.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Ah, yes... lilwing... like the little retarded cousin I never had...

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    damn, i hate it when everybody's laughing and i don't know why – what's the story with lilwig and the cucmber?

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    [url]http://www.loveforum.net/t10620-how-do-you-masturbate.html[/url]

    ROFL.........
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    LOL RoseB found it - skip to post #36 to get to the point.

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    ROFL, When I first read that I was so distgusted and I so didn't expect that from HIM. But hey... whatever floats your boat.... *giggles*
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    damn, he really let them EAT it! i mean, of course he wouldn't have wanted to tell them "don't eat it, i've sticked it in my ass", but damn, he could have just thrown it away, i just can't believe this. i am SO glad i've never eaten a cucumber in my life. SO glad.

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    (Memory time).

    When I was in year 8 at school some girl got caught in the toilets masturbating with a candle, and got ripped evey day for it untill she left school lol. Poor girl, no it wasn't me! LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Converse
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    When I was in year 8 at school some girl got caught in the toilets masturbating with a candle, and got ripped evey day for it untill she left school lol. Poor girl, no it wasn't me! LOL!
    i guess they make a big deal out of these things over there ... when i was 6 there was this girl that used to cut holes in class trough her panties and underwear exactly on her pussy spot so she could spread her legs and show us her pussy (she only showed guys ... she only wore skirts so unless she showed us purposely it wouldnt seem like it ) ... unless she had pants on that day.

    nobody ever made a "deal" out of it ... no names or anything ... its just that (wow i just remembered) ... me and 2 of my friends after seeing this , brought her to the park and had some "fun" with her ... geez i was 6 ... nothing "crazy" just feeling down there with my hands( under her skirt and underwear) and i remember i kissed her . my friends just watched ... and they were like "whoa!"
    theres more things that happened with different girls and occasions but wtv , i wont post unless asked .

    wtv ... iv always been doing things more "advanced" when i was younger as supposed to do it later EX : getting drunk at 7 y old for the 1st time ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti
    You guys are only laughing because you must have forgotten that Lilwing put the damn cucumber back in the bin for general consumption. I am still grossed out.
    Yea that was totally distgusting and even if he did do it, why did he have to tell us that part? ugh! Yuck!
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    Hey you guys! HE didn't eat it!

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    No but other people did!
    If you can't handle the thorns, don't crave the rose!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Late_vamp
    i guess they make a big deal out of these things over there ... when i was 6 there was this girl that used to cut holes in class trough her panties and underwear exactly on her pussy spot so she could spread her legs and show us her pussy (she only showed guys ... she only wore skirts so unless she showed us purposely it wouldnt seem like it ) ... unless she had pants on that day.

    nobody ever made a "deal" out of it ... no names or anything ... its just that (wow i just remembered) ... me and 2 of my friends after seeing this , brought her to the park and had some "fun" with her ... geez i was 6 ... nothing "crazy" just feeling down there with my hands( under her skirt and underwear) and i remember i kissed her . my friends just watched ... and they were like "whoa!"
    theres more things that happened with different girls and occasions but wtv , i wont post unless asked .

    wtv ... iv always been doing things more "advanced" when i was younger as supposed to do it later EX : getting drunk at 7 y old for the 1st time ...
    I love threads where guys showboat all of their imagined endeavors, as if they had some form of an idea of what they were doing at the age of 6. I can just imagine Late_vamp sipping on a 40 of Mickeys in a brown paper bag - standing down at the docks with a guy named Vick and a cigar hanging out of his mouth at the age of seven getting drunk
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