How do you masturbate?

[carpflounder]

Lately, I've been getting it up over mental stuff instead of visual stuff. I start to wank once my penis is semi-erect, I grab underneath the corona and
grab at it to stimulate it more. Every now and then I tickle my balls a little.

All the while I am thinking of different chicks. Brazilian chicks really do it for me. I just met two.

When I am jerking I don't go fast. I have been jerking off while driving recently. Don't really know why but this seems to be a new trend for me.

I usually jerk off at least once a day.

Where, How, How often do you masturbate?

[shh!]

Hey shorty, nice new avatar!!

[carpflounder]

i think this might belong in the sex forum ...

just maybe ...

Yeah, I thought about it...But masturbation is not the same as sex.

What do y'all think..should I move it?????

[RSK]

What do y'all think..should I move it?????

i like to move it move it, i like to move it move it.........move it




when i masterbate, i think of heidi klum naked in alaska. there are dwarfs running around in clown outfits, and it's snowing. i also imagine the lucky charm dude (from the cereal), throwing gold coins around. usually, penelope cruz shows up in a ferarri (a yellow one), and she is ALSO butt naked. about 10 minutes into the process, some michael jackson music runs through my mind, most notably 'black or white'. when i climax, it's usually when heidi hops into the ferarri, and runs over all the dwarfs. and SECONDS after i ejaculate, the lucky charm dude begins his threesome with the ladies in the car......

.....and that was MONDAY....you should've heard about Friday night...whew!

[Junket]

Well, when I masturbate, I first like to start off in the sex forum...

[carpflounder]

Ok, plz refer to the sex forum.

[Lloyd95]

i like to move it move it, i like to move it move it.........move it




when i masterbate, i think of heidi klum naked in alaska. there are dwarfs running around in clown outfits, and it's snowing. i also imagine the lucky charm dude (from the cereal), throwing gold coins around. usually, penelope cruz shows up in a ferarri (a yellow one), and she is ALSO butt naked. about 10 minutes into the process, some michael jackson music runs through my mind, most notably 'black or white'. when i climax, it's usually when heidi hops into the ferarri, and runs over all the dwarfs. and SECONDS after i ejaculate, the lucky charm dude begins his threesome with the ladies in the car......

.....and that was MONDAY....you should've heard about Friday night...whew!

You are one odd bird RK.

[RSK]

You are one odd bird RK.

lol Lloyd, i was just playing, i exegerated to the point where i thought people would understand that......lol

[Junsui]

I do like the dwarfs, RSK. That was a nice touch.

[RSK]

you Do like the dwarfs? WOW. i was SERIOUSLY joking about everything except the two chicks, cold weather, and ferarri.......lol

[Junsui]

lol I meant I like them in your story of masturbating. It made it humorous!

[RSK]

i c junsui, i'm glad you enjoyed my fantasy lol

btw, your name makes me thing you are asian, are you?

[Junsui]

No, I'm not asian.

[RSK]

well, your name reminds me or some kind of soup...

Junsui Soup...

[Junsui]

mmm I like soup. Sounds good to me!