Joke of the Day

[Lloyd95]

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

[misombra]

good one!

[RSK]

nice joke

we should have a joke thread, maybe this could be it

[Lloyd95]

What's the difference between a battery and a woman?

The battery has a positive side!

[Junsui]

What's the difference between a battery and a man?

A battery is useful!

[shh!]

And lasts longer, too...

[Lloyd95]

Touche!!........

[Junsui]

Ooo true shh!

[Lloyd95]

And lasts longer, too...

Not always Why don't you snuggle up next to Lloyd...

[Lloyd95]

Tone leased an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe, Tone smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on, Poor Tone broke out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment, she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off.

Now completely naked, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, Tone finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"

Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts, they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin no blemishes anywhere! How can you feel the best part of my body is my ears?!"

Clearing his throat, Tone stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming?"
"Yes ..""Well ... that was me."

[shh!]

ahahahahahahahaha
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Well, okay. It was funny, but not THAT funny...

[Late_vamp]

ok i dont get the last joke and who's joe anyways , who says the last line ?

ok i reread it , coming , he meant cumming . ok .

[Rosebud]

Late vamp, your confusing me!!! LOL

Cute jokes LLoyd!

[lilwing89]

whats the difference between me and all the guys on love forum?

no, seriously?

[Rosebud]

whats the difference between me and all the guys on love forum?

no, seriously?

what do you mean? Why are you asking?