I'm Hungry!
It's staff appreciation day today. Guess what, the pizza is already 25 minutes late. I'm pissed! I'm hungry damn it. I'd go get my own food but they expect me to be here to support the minions we have working for us. Even when the pizza gets here I have to sit through 15 minutes of awards and crap for these morons from the halfway house and work release. ARGH!! I'm hungry damn it.
"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, cause I get better loking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doing the best that I can." Mac Davis