Need help with ideas

[Polkadot]

I've always harbored a secret desire to write a sex self help book for collage females (specifically for sexually active girls... you should see the bullshit books I've read on keeping yourself for marriage). Well, last night, I wrote my intro and came up with a format... so go crazy. I need more "fantasies that will never happen." I.e. He will give up his evil harridan of a girlfriend and discover he is madly in love with me. We all have fantasies about that one person that if he would just stop being or stop doing something, we could fall madly into each other arms and be in love forever. I'm not talking about leather, chains and melty wax fantasies. Give it your best shot.

[shh!]

How much will I be paid to contribute to your book?

[Rosebud]

yea, what do we get out of this?????

[Debunkt]

UUUUUUUHHHHH, aren't YOU the one writing the book? Yeah, if you want to write a book, you better have ideas first, you kinda need those. I have a feeling this won't be a best seller.... or ever happen.

Also, collage = a bunch of pictures put together.

[shh!]

fantasies that will never happen: I will get lots of people to contribute the creative work for a book that I will then publish and get rich from...