Need some Ideas!

[carpflounder]

I guess you could call it stronger lol.

What would you call it?

[whaywardj]

...I don't understand how i can walk around the house naked for hours on end with him here and not even think about it but the second I go to give a strip tease i feel weird! Just doesn't make sense to me.

Just a little self-conscious. No biggie. Just over-compensate for it during the "show." Keeping thinking: "I'm gonna **** your eyes out, buddy...I'm gonna **** your eyes out...I'm gonna ****..." Get yourself worked up. Stand in front of him and **** your own fingers in his face. Get ALL slutty and whorish. He'll love it.

Oh! Hello!

Uh...excuse me. I'll be right back.

[Rosebud]

LOL Hayward!!! That's what i was thinking. When nobody's around I'm going to give the mirrror a strip tease..LOL

[Tone]

*sigh* Fine I guess I'll volunteer to be your test subject, RoseB. I talk back, the mirror won't talk. Pick me.

[Rosebud]

lol, gee I'm glad your so excited Tone!!! That oughta boost my confidence....

[whaywardj]

Well, if you don't really feel UP to it, Tone, I guess, if I had to, I could STAND in for ya, if you want...

[whaywardj]

Hey! Mirror may not be a bad idea, Rosebud. Just don't get yourself so worked up you go gay on us.

[Tone]

Sometimes it's hard to tell my jokes over the internet. >;[

[whaywardj]

That's because we can't see between your legs when you tell 'em.

[Rosebud]

LOL, I knew what you meant Tone but since it could be taken differnetly I ahd to go along with it.. No worries!!

And thanks guys for the offer to help..LOL, but I think I ahve to confident with myself in the mirror before I can do it to anyone else.. you never know Hayward, I may come back next week and be looking for a girlfriend?? LMAO

[Tone]

That's because we can't see between your legs when you tell 'em.

(Psst - help me out here, Hayward, should I be offended by that???)

[whaywardj]

BTW, Tone, was just wondering: Do your moobs get hard when you're turned on?

[Rosebud]

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tone]

I don't REALLY have moobs!

[Rosebud]

lol, I knew that, I checked out the nekkid pic!!! haha