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    A-Z of male masterbation...

    I'll start,

    A is for Agility

    it is important for males to be agile in their movements, Agile, yet accurate is key. The rythmic motion of.......up.down.up.down...must be well synchronized...accelerations/decelerations (if executed properly) can also enhance the experience of male masterbation...

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    B is for Breaks.

    It is important that you take time off of masturbation, as to not totally desensatize yourself. Take a few days off every now and then, don't work your little fire engine too hard.

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    C is for collapse. you have to be leaning on something.

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    D is for determination. Don't give up!

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    E is for Everytime. Everytime I beat my meat I finish into the trash can sitting next to my desk!

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    F is for Fantasy.

    use up that masturbation material.

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    G is for Girls. What I always beat it to.

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    H is for Hand. What you use to masturbate with.

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    I is for inch.

    don't forget to measure!

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    Quote Originally Posted by whaywardj
    G is for grasping the head of your penis in the circle of your thumb and index finger to "focus the locus" of short, rapid strokes JUST before you cum...

    ::clever thread, RSK::
    Wrong letter.

    J is for jerk-off. What I usually refer to beating it as.

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    [QUOTE=gHEXjt]Wrong letter.QUOTE]

    Nope. It just propagated to the server out of sequence. I'll delete it for continuity's sake.
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    K is KY jelly, which can silken the strokes
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    L is for licking yourself, which I, sometimes, wish I could!
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    M is for masturbation ,,,nahh its been said too many times ,

    M is for Muff , cuz you gotta know how to eat it , how to pound it and how to make sweet slow love to it .
    Last edited by Late_vamp; 01-10-05 at 07:14 AM.

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    Naw, naw. It's male masturbation we're talkin' about. No beating or going down on real muffs. Fantasizing muffs would probably fit. Find another "m."
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