From "problems with erection" thread, sung to "Macho Man" by the Village People:
Body, its so hot, my body,
Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,
Body, don't you tease my body,
Body, you'll adore my body,
Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,
Body, it's so good, my body
Macho Macho Tone
I've never met the Macho Tone,
Macho Macho Tone
I've never met, the Macho Tone.
You can tell a Macho Tone, he lifts 4 days a week,
His baseball cap, his broad shoulders, he makes Shh! and Ellynn weak.
His skin flakes off, like a snakes
But he has great fun,
Luckily for Shh! and Ellynn, he's got a lizard's tongue!
Macho Macho Tone
I've never met the Macho Tone,
Macho Macho Tone
I've never met, the Macho Tone.
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08-09-05, 11:28 PM #1
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"Macho Tone"
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08-09-05, 11:30 PM #2
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Oh lord help us.
"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, cause I get better loking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doing the best that I can." Mac Davis
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08-09-05, 11:32 PM #3
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Had enough? You can pay me to leave...
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08-09-05, 11:47 PM #4
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hahaha
Lloyd you're on a roll!!
Can I request the next poem be sung to the Hokie Pokie?
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08-09-05, 11:49 PM #5
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Make that an "egg roll"-ha.
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Sure, I take requests
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08-09-05, 11:50 PM #6
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Make one about the future glorious love life bluesummer and I are going to share.
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08-09-05, 11:53 PM #7
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Too late, already got one. Originally Posted by Tone
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08-09-05, 11:55 PM #8
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Omigod, Tone! You and your tongue have been immortalized!
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By request....
By request.....PG-13. Sung to the "Hokie Pokie":
***due to the sexually explicit nature of this fun-loving song, it has been deleted. for those of you who slept in and missed it, it was a good one!Last edited by Lloyd95; 09-09-05 at 12:31 AM.
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09-09-05, 12:00 AM #10
atada a mis pies.
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oh ma gawd.
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Not good misombra? Originally Posted by misombra
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09-09-05, 12:08 AM #12
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Originally Posted by Lloyd95
Extremely vulgar! You need a good slap session to teach you discretion...
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09-09-05, 12:08 AM #13
atada a mis pies.
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any innocence that may have remained with me is gone.
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Oh no. Please tell me I didnt just read that
"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, cause I get better loking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doing the best that I can." Mac Davis
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09-09-05, 12:12 AM #15
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Yes!! That's what I've been waiting for Originally Posted by shh!
Extremely vulgar! You need a good slap session to teach you discretion...
It wasn't me, Tone made me do it
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