Marriage With Two Women

[shh!]

Lev 18:17 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of a woman and her daughter, neither shalt thou take her son's daughter, or her daughter's daughter, to uncover her nakedness; [for] they [are] her near kinswomen: it [is] wickedness.

here it is...

Loveboat is wicked, and I bet he looks like this:

[misombra]

the bible clearly considers his freaky activity to be incenst.

[blue]

ewww groiss

[bluesummer]

Now think of your dad banging your grandma!!

Oh my god. That was the funniest thing ever. And it made this whole thing that much more disturbing. I actually tried to picture what I'd do if my Dad came up to me and told me he was banging my Gramma and it made me want to stick my fingers in my eyeballs.

[Loveboat]

Do you think God will forgive me of my sin? If not, what must I do to receive forgiveness?

[Tone]

Start by stop pulling our legs, this can't be serious.

[misombra]

Do you think God will forgive me of my sin? If not, what must I do to receive forgiveness?

no, probably not.

[shh!]

Cut your pecker off and become a monk. Then you'll have a chance.

[artyemi]

a monk.. no, he'll disgrace the monkhood..

[shh!]

OK, how about a priest?

[artyemi]

ah.. yes, add to it..

but we should stop being so mean..

isn't there a religion out there that offers salvation if you repent? all you have to do is say a few hail marys or something..

[shh!]

I kind of doubt he is repenting, and even if he did, he would have to STOP lying about boinking his MIL.

[artyemi]

repent loveboat, repent now and save your life..

[shh!]

Heal, you worthless sinner!

[Loveboat]

Amen! Thank you all. I feel cleansed. As a lost lamb of my church. I shall ask if I can return back to the priesthood.