Time for some fun here....
Tell us of your most embarrassing moment you've had while having sex.
Or maybe your funniest.
Example...parents/friends/ pastor from your church walked in and caught you...the bed broke etc...
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09-08-05, 07:14 PM #1
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Embarrassing moments during sex
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09-08-05, 07:18 PM #2
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During the act I had a little tickle in my nose and out of nowhere, I accidently phlegmed all over my girlfriends boobs :O
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10-08-05, 01:01 AM #3
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Once got caught completely out of no where in the back seat of my car and I was on top. It took me atleast 3-4 minutes for me to realize a car had pulled up beside me, and my girlfriend had no clue. Needless to say, it was a car with 3 girls in their early 20s staring at my bare a$$ for god knows how long and then were completely shocked and walked away when my girlfriend and I suddenly realized we were being watched.
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10-08-05, 01:21 AM #4
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hmm... farting a really loud fart while in the act... whewwwy...
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10-08-05, 03:22 AM #5
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::walks in, realizes I have nothing to contribue, walks out::
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10-08-05, 03:40 AM #6
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Nor did I but I thought I'll chat shit for a moment.
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10-08-05, 03:45 AM #7
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Wait...so did you really shoot snot on your girlfriend?
Originally Posted by Kiechi
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10-08-05, 04:06 AM #8
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Haha! No. Still a V. I'm a pretty pandantic person, so losing it to any old slut would turn everything upside down. Everything has to be perfect. So troublesome
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10-08-05, 04:30 AM #9
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I don't even really care how I lose it.
Then again.
I don't think I ever really did care how I lost it.
Furthermore.
I don't care enough to lose it at all.
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10-08-05, 05:25 AM #10
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It wasn't really embarassing.......and we both kinda laughed about it while having sex.... But him and I were having sex with me on the bottom....him on top ....and I had my legs over his shoulders. (Very good position btw) Well....I queefed....hehe......so basically my vagina farted...... It usually happens from pushing air inside the vagina....
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10-08-05, 05:49 AM #11
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Once, while pulling the blankets back, I guess my bf's dick got caught in them briefly and then unexpectedly sprang back and whacked me in the face, and it made a really loud SMACK! He found this unbelievably hilarious.
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10-08-05, 06:10 AM #12
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Now that you mention it...that is pretty hilarious, only because you seem less than amused. Originally Posted by bluesummer
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10-08-05, 07:36 AM #13
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haha.. poor bluesummer...
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10-08-05, 07:39 AM #14
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...smacked by a weenie ... that IS pretty funny!
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10-08-05, 07:41 AM #15
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LOL. putting it that way makes it even funnier..
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