The Ultimate Loveforum Poem - Something for everyone.

[Cybog]

I found this forum on accident,
With drudgery and dismay.

I have seen thousands come and go
And they all have the same thing to say:

"My problem is different! My situation is new!"
But alas they all fail to see -

Everything you post has been done before
And likely answered by me.

I grow weak and tired of the same old filth
That clutter these boards each night

But when I think of Misombra's sweet little ass,
It's a feeling I cannot fight!

I log back in to see the new threads
That are posted neat and fine.

I wonder if RSK decided
To finally leave this time.

If Frasbee has pwned some noobs today
Or let out a screeching howl.

If Keichi has done an admins job
Of cleaning this crap with a towel.

I sit and gaze at Innova's threads
And wonder if he is a kid.

Then I realize he spams me with Myspace posts
And it feels like my knees have been skid.

O-V talks some trash, and Jane comes and goes,
Illusional is most likely drunk.

Kids like Laguna and LtSk8er
Remind me of life as a punk.

shh! and lilwing are fairly new
to this Loveforum scene

But each and everyday they log in
and another 50 posts they bring.

Tone disagrees with all that is said
And whaywardj is a fine prodigy

Steve2004 is a boy or a girl
It remains a mystery to me.

Fawn and xtooshortx and anyone else
That maybe perhaps I have missed:

Do not think I did this on purpose
Or in an attempt to "diss"!

Maybe someday, the Skye's of the world
Will rejoin us for the fun!

That people like ALovelyLady have brought
Even though they are mostly just dumb.

[shh!]

Cybog is the boss of this place
and stupidity he tries to displace
He's harsh on the dummies
who trade in their honeys
For someone with a prettier face

[Junket]

Here is a poem that rhymes

I rewrote it so many times

I finished in under an hour

Can't say the same for my showers

Sorry to disappoint

As there will be no rhyme

this line

this time.

[Steve2004]

damn cybog. that shit was bananas

[RSK]

Cyborg - I thank thee
For not yet banning me

A Thread of hate I see
We don't know what to do

You tell us 'nigga please'
Once again you've come thru!

Funny Pictures you have
Ready to lighten the mood

Boy shorts you've posted
Your doing what a mod shood (should, so it rhymes with mood)

From your own comic book
You say you get your name

If you take a closer look
you'd see it's rather lame

But that is my opinion
Please take it light

Ogres are like an onion (For rhyming purposes)
Don't put up a fight

I've learned I must respect though
I hope my words do flow

I want to cut a log
From now, I'll call you Cy-bog.

Thanks for your presence!

[Cybog]

You have no rhythm child.

And you fools need to go start your own goddamn poems!

[artyemi]

haha.. :sigh: i'm so jealous of you people with time..

[Tone]

Mmmm boy shorts...

[shh!]

misombra's bicycle's been taken
by a crackhead, and now she is shaken
While others talk stupid
(being stricken by cupid)
She's pissed off, if I'm not mistaken.

[lilwing89]

You have no rhythm child.

And you fools need to go start your own goddamn poems!

why the hell did your write this poem?
it's got no flow, and it's wayy off rhythm
you prolly got the idea from steve and i
who wrote the first poems of LF and you guys

dont try to be funny, its just not you
perhaps you were bored and had nothing to do
but this was a shitty poem at that
shitty like the pimple that's in your ass crack

now stop posting poems and give some advice
your definetely not funny, but sometimes your wise

[Tone]

My turn:

One day I ate some cake.

It tasted pretty... good.

[Innova]

*waits for the missles to fly...*

[Cybog]

why the hell did your write this poem?
it's got no flow, and it's wayy off rhythm
you prolly got the idea from steve and i
who wrote the first poems of LF and you guys

dont try to be funny, its just not you
perhaps you were bored and had nothing to do
but this was a shitty poem at that
shitty like the pimple that's in your ass crack

now stop posting poems and give some advice
your definetely not funny, but sometimes your wise

Worst. Ever.

[misombra]

lol i thought it was pretty good. hahaha...

but of course not better than yours cybog.