So I Bought My First Coffee Today

[Junket]

Went to Dunkin' Donuts today for some breakfast before work and it comes with a coffee, but I never liked coffee, my mom never liked it so I grew a distaste for it.

Anyway, so I break down and get a medium iced french vanilla flavored coffee.

And I reailzed something.

Coffee is GREAT when it's completely diluted with artificial flavoring, sugar, and cream to the point it's no longer coffee! But more of a...sweet tan colored milk type beverage.

So I learned a good lesson today.

I still hate coffee.

[Steve2004]

it's bad for your teeth you know. i love coffee.

But haven't had any in a very long time. -sad face-

[Cybog]

Anyway, so I break down and get a medium iced french vanilla flavored coffee.

This is what is known among those of us who actually drink real coffee as "a pussy drink".

This isn't coffee. This is like showing up to the Super Bowl Party with the guys and bringing along a few bottles of Boones. Damn pansy.

Coffee - The real stuff - you don't drink because it tastes good. You drink it because it generates pure ampage to your heart, can be used as bathroom grout if needed, or in rituals of waking the dead. The good stuff is the kind that has a slow drip out of the machine, is at a minimum of 214º C, and will likely send you to an early demise.

You haven't had coffee yet boy!

[Junket]

You haven't had coffee yet boy!

I had a sip of the black stuff.

And it still stands.

I hate coffee.

I'll have a hot chocolate please.

[Steve2004]

I'll have a hot chocolate please.

that's bad for your teeth too.

[Borealis]

White Chocolate Mocha Coffee. My favorite. Bad for your health though.

[Junket]

that's bad for your teeth too.

You know what else is bad for my teeth?!

[artyemi]

sucking ..umm.. things..

[artyemi]

Or Arty punching you in the face.

Of course, I'd never do something like that.

So fras, what's up with the 9-6 job?

That's not cool.

[Junket]

Or Arty punching you in the face.

Of course, I'd never do something like that.

So fras, what's up with the 9-6 job?

That's not cool.

Eh, it's a random schedule.

Tomorrow I go in 3-9:30.

My boss if off on vacation so everybody is workin' frunky hours.

EDIT: And yeah, gettin' punched in the face could be potentially harmful to my pearly whites.

[Steve2004]

Drinking sodas are probably worse for your pearly whites than getting punched in the long run

[misombra]

i'm with cy here. that shit you drank is not coffee. that is some nasty girly shit. hit me back when you drink some real coffee. at least have a latte.

[Steve2004]

in other words..you're not cool enough to hang out with sombra until you drink the REAL coffee.

[misombra]

that's right baby. you need to be up to at least a double latte to chill w/me.

[misombra]

and to the boys who order mochiattas and frappaccinos, hell even cappuccino's, you are so out the door...