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  1. 02-07-05, 02:49 AM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by whaywardj
    I've been thinking about it while watching this thread and, you know, I DON'T HAVE any shower habits. I just get in, get clean, and get out. Feel kinda left out. Think something's wrong with me? Should I start doing something? Don't know that I could match anything so obscure as making sounds with my penis while masturbating.

    There's a title to something in that: "The Shower Singing Penis." "21 Great Golden Shower Songs Your Penis can Sing in the Shower."

    On second thought, maybe I'm happy that I don't have any shower habits.

    Yeah, but do you have a system of getting clean? Or do you just jump in, let the water run, randomly start on a spot to get clean?
    "Ogres are like onions."
  2. 02-07-05, 03:53 AM #77
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    Get wet. With hands: Shampoo hair. Soap underarms. Soap genitals and ass. Soap feet. Soap rest. Rinse all. Get out. End of story. Five minutes, tops. Ten, if my girlfriend beat on me the night before and I have to sooth any sore spots under hot water.
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    there ya go.

    that's your shower habit.

    me, i have one for when i'm showering alone and

    one for when i'm showering with someone else.

    (did i say too much?)
    "Ogres are like onions."
  4. 02-07-05, 04:02 AM #79
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    lol, arty..nah, that wasn't too much
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    Quote Originally Posted by artyemi
    there ya go.

    that's your shower habit.

    me, i have one for when i'm showering alone and

    one for when i'm showering with someone else.
    Do you have one for when you shower with angry beaver bears?...I do...
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    No, no, no, Arty. You haven't said too much. Pease tell us MORE...
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    YES!

    ::hm. maybe she was right about that slurping thing::
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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins
    Do you have one for when you shower with angry beaver bears?...I do...
    Angry beaver bears? I have yet to shower with those.

    However, I bet you don't have one for showering with those white tigers.
    "Ogres are like onions."
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    Quote Originally Posted by whaywardj
    No, no, no, Arty. You haven't said too much. Pease tell us MORE...
    Hey, I don't kiss and tell.
    "Ogres are like onions."
  11. 02-07-05, 04:47 AM #86
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    That's one thing I miss a lot =/
  12. 02-07-05, 04:51 AM #87
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    So you were kissing in the shower?!! WHO! What else d'ja guys do!! Huh? Huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone
    That's one thing I miss a lot =/
    I'm sorry.
    "Ogres are like onions."
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    Quote Originally Posted by whaywardj
    So you were kissing in the shower?!! WHO! What else d'ja guys do!! Huh? Huh?
    it's more than just the kissing..

    i'm just kidding. oh god, if he ever reads the forum, i'm getting a good spankin'

    on the other hand, a spanking? hmm..
    "Ogres are like onions."
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    I knew you were a gal after my own heart, Arty. ;-)
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