10 Opening Lines You Should Never Say to Women (Video)

[BrandonCodi]

So this is more of a joke, but you can still get a number saying foolish things as long as you deliver it in a confident way. It's not about what you say, but how you say it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTqshQXbCPo

[TheEvilJester]

I always open with "Hey! Wanna come home with me and see my collection of lamps and art I make out of my victims?" It goes pretty well for me. Or...wait...come to think of it, maybe not. I never do get any second dates. ....I wonder what the heck I could be doing wrong.