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Thread: PLEASE don't get pregnant! I'll do anything..

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    Eegads! I'm with Tone - it's no surprise her dad hates you. Please stay away from girls altogether until you are older. You are nowhere NEAR ready to handle the potentially negative consquences of sex.

    Excuse me while I go lock my daughter in a closet to protect her from boys like you...

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    wooo, i agree.. man you seem dangerous, LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by shh!
    Eegads! I'm with Tone - it's no surprise her dad hates you. Please stay away from girls altogether until you are older. You are nowhere NEAR ready to handle the potentially negative consquences of sex.

    Excuse me while I go lock my daughter in a closet to protect her from boys like you...
    HAHA. Boy shh! you are on a roll.

    Now, for me, I'd handle it with a rifle.
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    seriously though, wtf is phone sex? ... i never really got that one, what you both do pleasure yourself and close your eyes pretending its the other person or something? mann your both to young wait till shes legal or her parents will sue you if they find out.

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    dude

    just think about it in a rational way .... 1 . u r too young to have sex ... just because every body else u know is in heat doesnt mean that u have to have sex so soon .

    2. having sex is not what they show in porn or in movies(which more or less is porn again) .. be careful ...

    3. NO parent repeat NO parent is going to accept that their daughter is having sex ... leave alone that she is pregnant ..

    in the end mate .. its ur choice .. if u want to do it .. nothing anybody else says will make a difference ... good choices are always the hardest and if u decide to wait ... u will be reminded of thsi as a "missed opurtunity for a long time" ..even though it isnt .. but that show ur mind will work ..

    sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason mate

    best of luck

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    you do realise having sex changes lots of things in your relationship ?

    she is 14 you say? illegal = her parents will murder u

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheazypeaz
    she is 14 you say? illegal = her parents will murder u
    I'm pretty sure it's not illegal if they're both 14....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheazypeaz
    seriously though, wtf is phone sex? ... i never really got that one, what you both do pleasure yourself and close your eyes pretending its the other person or something?
    I think it is generational; I never heard about this when I was 14, and even though I'm not a prude, I can't imagine doing it. I wouldn't even know how. And if I caught my daughter doing this with a boy at the age of 14, I'd suspend him by the testicles from the ceiling and then beat him with a baseball bat. I'd make her watch. It could be fun.

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    oh yeah sorry. i didn't mean that 10 condoms thing literally. hahaha. i guess i should've specified that lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artyemi
    HAHA. Boy shh! you are on a roll.

    Now, for me, I'd handle it with a rifle.
    I hope you have good aim... I'm not sure how... er... well-developed (?) a 14 year old kid's testicles are...

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    technically she's a few months older than i am.

    when i asked for advice, i meant.. information i don't already know. can anybody supply me with some? that means.. not obvious shit??

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    Take a very cold shower.

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    what else do you want besides obvious shit? you want us to tell you that there's a magic saying you could recite in order to have all kinds of sex and cum inside of her and she won't get pregnant and you won't get any diseases? what would you like me to tell you sk8er?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LTsK8eR2gO
    technically she's a few months older than i am.

    when i asked for advice, i meant.. information i don't already know. can anybody supply me with some? that means.. not obvious shit??
    If the advice we give is so obvious, one would think you'd be doing it already...

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    hahaha obvious shit!!!!!

    what DO u want? ways to have sex with her so that u dont make her pregnant?
    ways to let her parents like u if she does?
    ways to escape legal action against you from her parents?

    ways to stop them from trying to kill you?

    Hussain
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